have some M&M's bitch!!!
whutup ho-bags!!i know the date says the first but it's still Halloween to me and the fat one, and my new homie Krisitin....we just got back from WooStah, seeing a marathon of a mind fuck that was the TwiZtiD halloween show, FrightFest....and all i have to say is wow....you've never seen a gathering of drunk sluts, underage hooligans, and all walk's of life that really should only be let out once a year, and that was proven tonight....before the show alone, i witnessed a marathon makeout session between one chick and any other girl in the vicinity that would be up for it...i saw not one, not two, but THREE chicks puke, passout, and basically make their parents proud, in a matter of no less than fifteen minutes....classy shit....and that was all before 6 o'clock...surprisingly me and johnny were sober the entire night....and i really think the only way we'd be able to comprehend the entire situation was completely sober....not that we wanted to be..i think a higher power wanted us to be....we needed to witness all of this with clean minds...words can't describe it...so after we got inside the building all was well...the show went off without a hitch....and what...a...FUCKING AMAZING SHOW IT WAS!!! first WolfPac came out and schooled it....then the world ended...we were graced with what has to be the longest...freshest...most devastating show we've been to, not counting the gatherings...HOK came out first, and we got see what is supposedly their last performance ever...then Blaze and the R.O.C. broke it like Joe Theisman....and then...the light's hit....and the Star Wars theme came on....i was shocked....not only cuz i was the only one who recognized the theme, but because standing in font of me, is only what i can describe as Luke Mono-Walker and Darth Madrox...it was reeeeeediculous....we got a light saber duel out of the deal...yes...a duel....Johnny can verify all of this for you if you don't believe me....i ca't even descirbe their next incarnation either....i guess you could call it the Psychopathic SuperFriends....we had Madrox dressed up as the Flash, Monoxide Child was <> Captain....Fucking....Marvel! that's right...SHAZAAM!!! our dead home boy Blaze was the late great SuperMan..and the R.O.C. apparently got to the costume pile too late and was stuck as the Green Latern...wow....well after the show, which was no lie, at least two and a half hours straight, we all start to line up for our free CD that we were supposed to get....and bone....we heard "blah blah blah no more CD's" and "uh...i think some guy around the corner has 'em"...so no you've got at least 5 to 6 thousand juggalos screaming for their forty acres and a mule....i swear to god it popped off like a bad gold front....all of a sudden someone hears "that dude has 'em!" and all you see is all of these screwy sons a bitches crowding the street wanting their shit....then there were no more...and then my friends, our good friends the police got involved....you could only imagine what a gigantic group of whiny, cold, sweaty, drunk, high, and basically 'perturbed' group of people would do "if they can't get their shit!" start a fucking riot...brilliant...kudos to that cat who came up with that one...i bet they were waiting for it....so a few...what the fuck am i talking about, ALOT of fucking people started crowding this one bitch who was handing 'em out, and she freeked and the cops started to freek...so we started to freek...and that's when the pepper spray came out...it cleared everyone out of the way like a new Yanni CD...i started choking and coughing, and my eye's started to burn...but no less than ten feet away there was another box of CD's and i got my shit....well i plan on leaving tomorrow afternoon, so i will hit you guys up with a postshow weekend wrap up tomorrow....Much Clown Love to everyone who came and saw me...i appreciated it...good times....well peace out bitches!!