title: How do You Mine for Fish? (Alternate title: Blame Dallas!)
author: Ten, yes, sadly...
fandom: .hack//G.U. / Kingdom Hearts II
written: 18 June 2008, because I got bunnied in the shower.
word count: 172
notes: This is so not my fault. I'm looking at you,
dogmatix_san and
yume-no-kage...
For those who don't understand, go talk to them. [grins widely]
"This is the last one," Pi said as they looked at AIDA. "Be careful, Haseo."
"Got it." By now, Haseo could feel the welcoming tone more than feel it, the red overlay burning behind his PC's eyes. "Come on, come on... I'm right herEEeee!"
" 'Scuse me," a foot apologized - a bit too late as it planted itself in the back of Haseo's head, pushing him to the floor of the dungeon face first.
Pulling himself upright, he glared at the party chock-full of illegal mods: a young Blade Brandier with the a blade he'd never seen, a Shadow Warlock modded to look like a duck, and.... what in the hell was that other one?! "Did... they just kill-steall?"
His party looked at him with flat looks, "..." floating up above their heads.
No problem, Haseo thought, he could just get the Seeds from the party since it wasn't really something they could--
"Alright!" the Blade Brandier hooted as the Seed. Didn't. Drop. "Just a few more Blocks, guys!"
WTF.