I am not a poet and I very much know it

[tempzilla]

Rhymes have never been my "thing"
If the deities were here, I'd take a swing
At them -- oh God, oh God, how will I
Get through the day without wanting to die?

I need a thesaurus, fast
I'm feeling utterly aghast

Comments

[king_coffee]

...I'm impressed.

[tempzilla]

So you're not caught up in this mess?
I wish I could have escaped the stress.

[king_coffee]

Lucky for me, not cursed.

Please tell me you're working at the library today.

[tempzilla]

If you're planning to torment me,
I'll be working in the back -- SILENTLY.

[king_coffee]

Oh, I'm not coming in today. I need to speak to Mr. Giles first.

[tempzilla]

Now I'm wondering why you ask.
God I really need a flask.

[king_coffee]

Just wondering really.

Well, it's five O'clock somewhere, isn't it?

[tempzilla]

You must think this is a great joke.
Good lord you're such a bloke.

[king_coffee]

You'll get to make fun of me when I'm cursed.

[tempzilla]

On such a day
I'll say HURRAY!