I am not a poet and I very much know it

[tempzilla]

Rhymes have never been my "thing"
If the deities were here, I'd take a swing
At them -- oh God, oh God, how will I
Get through the day without wanting to die?

I need a thesaurus, fast
I'm feeling utterly aghast

Comments

[tempzilla]

No, that really doesn't make me feel better at all.
The deities must be having a ball.

[tempzilla]

Possibly you have a point.
I would rather smoke a joint.

Oh my God, what did I just say?
To smoking a joint, the answer's nay!
These stupid rhymes -- GO AWAY!

[tempzilla]

You are really very kind
I'm glad SOMEONE at least has a sensible mind.