To Whom It May Concern:
First: there are a bunch of people -- myself included -- trundled up in the lobby of Building 8. Some have woken up, but a lot are asleep. If you're a doctor, it'd be really nice if you'd get down here.
Second: I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY DON'T LIKE BEING KIDNAPPED. And I REALLY don't like being drugged and kidnapped. I don't really remember what or how or who, but when I do, I am going to smack the stupid blighter responsible so hard, his great-great-grandchildren will feel it. DO YOU HEAR ME?
Also? I hate orange juice.
Second: I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY DON'T LIKE BEING KIDNAPPED. And I REALLY don't like being drugged and kidnapped. I don't really remember what or how or who, but when I do, I am going to smack the stupid blighter responsible so hard, his great-great-grandchildren will feel it. DO YOU HEAR ME?
Also? I hate orange juice.