♡ 001❣ Video
[For a moment, just the audio feed comes on, complete with a muttered Southern American accent and sounds of buttons being pressed.]
Oh, well now... how in the heck...?
[The feed cuts off for a minute and then clicks back on.]
No, that 'aint ri'ht... I'm jus' sure it was somethin' like--
[And just like that, the video feed comes on. Charlotte's not quite holding herself in shot, and she seems a little startled for a moment.]
Oh! Well, there we go... [She clears her throat, pats her hair and then beams ever so widely and charmingly at the communicator.]
I suppose I had best be gettin' to introducin' myself on this here thing. My name is Miss Charlotte La Bouff, daughter of Eli La Bouff - oh, but I su'pose that don' really matter ri'ht now...
[She recovers from where-soever that thought takes her, all glamour again.] Now, I do not mean to be rude about this charmin' li'l place, and I do understand that I am su'posed to be wearin' this red-and-green accessory at all times. [She taps the Rowan crown on her head.] Even if it does clash with pink... Oh listen to me, gettin' away with myself.
All I mean to say is, y'all mean to be tellin' me there 'aint even a Bloomin'dales around here?
Oh, well now... how in the heck...?
[The feed cuts off for a minute and then clicks back on.]
No, that 'aint ri'ht... I'm jus' sure it was somethin' like--
[And just like that, the video feed comes on. Charlotte's not quite holding herself in shot, and she seems a little startled for a moment.]
Oh! Well, there we go... [She clears her throat, pats her hair and then beams ever so widely and charmingly at the communicator.]
I suppose I had best be gettin' to introducin' myself on this here thing. My name is Miss Charlotte La Bouff, daughter of Eli La Bouff - oh, but I su'pose that don' really matter ri'ht now...
[She recovers from where-soever that thought takes her, all glamour again.] Now, I do not mean to be rude about this charmin' li'l place, and I do understand that I am su'posed to be wearin' this red-and-green accessory at all times. [She taps the Rowan crown on her head.] Even if it does clash with pink... Oh listen to me, gettin' away with myself.
All I mean to say is, y'all mean to be tellin' me there 'aint even a Bloomin'dales around here?