Toy commercials.
90's, anyone? I've seen a rise in the following commercials:
-Moon shoes
-Cabbage-Patch Kids
-Skip-its
-etc., etc.
But you know what two things are making me more angry than anyone or anything ever could?
BRATZ.
AND.
HANNAH.
MON.
FUCKING.
TANA.
Next time I see a Bratz commercial, I WILL punch my television.
And what the fuck is with the Hannah Montana sing and dance videogame that COMES WITH A HANNAH MONTANA WIG. Best of all, people dressed up as her for Halloween. "Oh, cool! You're a...blonde...girl. ...Wow."
You know what I want for Christmas? I want to KILL the people who made up the FISH-LIP GIRLS and the BLOND NO-BODY SINGER. Now I'm afraid to have kids (even moreso) because I'd destroy all of their teen idols.
-Moon shoes
-Cabbage-Patch Kids
-Skip-its
-etc., etc.
But you know what two things are making me more angry than anyone or anything ever could?
BRATZ.
AND.
HANNAH.
MON.
FUCKING.
TANA.
Next time I see a Bratz commercial, I WILL punch my television.
And what the fuck is with the Hannah Montana sing and dance videogame that COMES WITH A HANNAH MONTANA WIG. Best of all, people dressed up as her for Halloween. "Oh, cool! You're a...blonde...girl. ...Wow."
You know what I want for Christmas? I want to KILL the people who made up the FISH-LIP GIRLS and the BLOND NO-BODY SINGER. Now I'm afraid to have kids (even moreso) because I'd destroy all of their teen idols.