nope. just nope.

[tempestsarekind]

A review of a book entitled Zombie Island: A Shakespeare Undead Novel:

http://historicalnovelsociety.org/reviews/zombie-island-a-shakespeare-undead-novel/

Imagine that Shakespeare is a vampire, and that the Dark Lady he wrote about in his sonnets is a zombie-hunter named Kate...

...oh, do I have to? Can I just not?