oh my goodness, what?

[tempestsarekind]

So I'm a big fan of the show The Soup on E!, because it allows me to make fun of reality shows without having to watch them. Saves time and effort! Just after the show is The Girls Next Door, which is about the Playboy bunnies currently living in the Playboy mansion, and which I *don't* watch, but they're going to a Renaissance faire--and they actually had an "Elizabethan English consultant" come in and talk to them, which cracks me up. They went through the fact that Elizabethans didn't have the same contractions and everything. As one of those people who hate it when people do fake Renaissance talk by adding "-eth" to the end of everything (Rory. You should so know better), I have to say I appreciated that.

One of them has taken this opportunity to dress up as Sleeping Beauty from the Disney movie, which...okay.

All right, I really can't watch any more of this. But it was fun for a few minutes.