the queen of not reading

[tempestsarekind]

I have become the laziest person ever. I am supposed to be reading A Caveat for Common Cursetors and A Notable Discovery of Cozenage for my field exam. I even *want* to read these two texts. But am I reading them? No. Instead I am sitting around watching episodes of Bones (Stephen Fry and quotes from Twelfth Night! squee!), wondering why people have chosen this week to all tell me that I should be watching Slings and Arrows (I KNOW, but I do not have Sundance or Netflix! I am already sad! Stop it!), and having involved conversations about something we have decided to call Marlowe! The Musical.

I am so going to fail my exam.