2 more 5s
Five worst superhero resurrections from falcadore:
1. Jean Grey - just think how much trouble could have been avoided
2. Elektra - better off dead than be seen in that movie
3. Al Simmons - if only he'd just let dead be dead
4. Hal Jordan - 'nuff said
5. Colossus - if only because it still doesn't make sense
The real five reasons Batman wears his underpants over his tights from sf_dtail_49:
1. Helps prevent bat-wedgies
2. Who wouldn't show off their Batman Underoos?
3. Only way to stop the Joker from asking "boxers or briefs?"
4. Takes villains attention away from the giant target on his chest
5. Prevents chafing on the bat-pole
1. Jean Grey - just think how much trouble could have been avoided
2. Elektra - better off dead than be seen in that movie
3. Al Simmons - if only he'd just let dead be dead
4. Hal Jordan - 'nuff said
5. Colossus - if only because it still doesn't make sense
The real five reasons Batman wears his underpants over his tights from sf_dtail_49:
1. Helps prevent bat-wedgies
2. Who wouldn't show off their Batman Underoos?
3. Only way to stop the Joker from asking "boxers or briefs?"
4. Takes villains attention away from the giant target on his chest
5. Prevents chafing on the bat-pole