thirty-two.
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (No, what is a brolly?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (There was a time..)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Only when I feel like being "funny".)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I'VE NEVER HAD AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Chavs are worse than emos.)
[ ] It's football... not soccer. (I'm CANADIAN. It's SOCCER.)
Total: 1
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (U LYK KRN BBQ?)
[x] You love the beach. (With all my being.)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (-swears too much-.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (No.)
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (A WHAT?)
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (Never watched it.)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (S.)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (My eyes are a lighter brown =/)
[x] You speak some Italian. (Thanks, mom 8D)
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (WHY WASN'T LASAGNA HERE INSTEAD?)
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 3
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Thanks again mom 8D)
[x] You like tacos. (My taco flavoured kisses.)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned. (Apparently, I'm a "caramel-skinned beauty". =/)
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally. (I stammer a lot. I can't talk fast.)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. (Don't anger me.)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (I'm sneezing right now; it feels like 30C outside and I'm sitting beneath a CEILING FAN.)
[x] Rain is fun for you. (To walk/dance in.)
[x] You get into contests all the time. (Let me quote myself."Is this a competiton? 'Cause I'll win.")
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Well I kinda live in Canada...)
Total: 5
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best. (Beer is disgusting.)
[x] You have a bad temper. (When I'm pissed blind, it isn't pretty at all.)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (That I'll have to look up. I have family members that were born in..everywhere.)
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. (My dad's side of the family throws some boss parties.)
Total: 3
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually. (No, it's "NYUKKA.")
[ ] You have nappy hair. (RACISTTT.)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (RACISTTTTT.)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (RACISTTTTT.)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (This is sad because I am black and not that great of a dancer.)
[ ] You can sing gospel. (Haven't tried. I don't belong in a church.)
Total: 2
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. (THAT'S RACIST. Plenty of asian people have HUGE eyes.)
[x] You like rice a lot. (My mom's Jamaican, my dad's family is Guyanese. I have to eat it..)
[ ] You are good at math. (Horrible at math.)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (Bet you didn't know that I'm like, one fifteenth Chinese. 8D)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German. (The one language my mom didn't teach me anything in.)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2". (PFT, AN INCH TALLER.)
Total: 5
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (THAT'S RACIST.)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (No, but I've spent some distinct parts of my childhood on farms and in farmhouses. 8D)
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (OLD DEGRASSI FROM THE 80S, THX. THIS "THE NEXT GENERATION" CRAP IS..CRAP.)
Total: 6
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty. (WHAT?!)
[ ] You don't read. (RACIST.)
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (INCREDIBLY.)
Total: 3
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (OH MY GOD, BELGIAN CHOCOLATE.)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (All of Toronto's teams suck.)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Don't care about the Government.)
Total: 4
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast. (I play the game, I don't watch it.)
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building/hand work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania. (WHAT?!)
Total: 2
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot. (Not in a million years.)
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". (WHAT?!)
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1