So... many... updates... *dies*
Hey hey! Today was my last day of work for like... 2 weeks almost... and why, you ask? Because Super-Awesome-Cool-Iowa-Visiting-Spectacular-Attack is Thursday! Woo! haha So tomorrow is numerous getting ready things time... and stuff. Like packing... yeah.
Wow... I had so many things to say... now I can't think of anything... ... ... Oh yeah! My cool/weird dream! I think I'm gonna lj cut it cause I know a lot of people don't care... so it's below if you wanna read it.
Ok so it started out me going to this Donut Store that was closed, but they had it unlocked if people needed late night donuts and had a basket where you put the money. So I went in there and forgot to leave money. Then I felt bad and went back the next morning... and this gang of Bandits that consisted of 4 random thugs, Blade (from the movies) and the bad guy from The Transporter who was the boss of the gang. So they stole my donut money and that really really pissed me off for some reason. They ran out the door into this big 18 wheeler and I ran out after them. I tried to catch them in time but they sped away... so I was like "Ahhh!!" and then jumped up in the air and started flying toward the truck. I flew above it and dove down with my feet and went through the top and landed inside... and it was like an apartment/truck place. It was weird.
So I was walking in this really dark room and then the 4 random thugs incircled me snickering and swinging there chains and slicing the air with their little pocket knives... ya know, the classic comic booky first scene of the fight. But then they like ran under this coffee table and were like "Which one of us has the money? HEH HEH HEH!" So I was like running around the table trying to get to them... which wasn't working. I stood up and was like "I don't have time for this." and then I just shot all this lighting under the table and they all died. SO I searched their bodies... and no donut money! So I went down this hallway and found Blade's sword... so I took it and kept walking. Then the hallways turned into my grandma's front yard and Blade was standing in the middle of it. And he was like, "I want my sword back!" and came running at me. You know the part in the first Blade movie where him and Frost were sword fighting at the end and they did the little... reallyr eally fast sword clashing on eachother for a couple seconds? Ya we did that. And then I somehow caught him off guard and sliced his chest open then chopped his head off... word.
THEN my grandma's front yard was all of a sudden an ocean and all these sea creatures like... blue whales and fish and dolphins and stuff came flying at me... like thousands of these things. So I grabbed on to this baluga whale and rode it through my grandma's yard and then the big boss guy appeared. He turned into mushroom cloud face thing in the sky and laughed at me a lot. So I was like whatever... and I called on this huge tornado and sucked him up in it and he was like "Nooooo!!" and he disinegrated and died. Eat it. So I walked back through the bad guy apartment in the dark and got to the back doors of the truck and opened the doors... that's when my mom woke me up. Perfect timing... though I never got my donut money back. Oh well.
Wow that was long. Anyway! Ugh my mom was being dumb at Target today. She was like, "Oh and don't forget we need to get these..." and she pointed to the word 'Condoms' on her grocery list. And I was like...
"Ummm I was gonna get them when I got there I thought."
"Well we can go ahead and get them now, so you wont forget. :)"
"Oh God."
"Well! I wont stand by you or anything..."
"I don't care about that! I just don't know what size to get and all that... or even what kind."
"Well let's go look..."
So we go over to the little condom section in Super Target and she's all...
"Hmmm, what about these? *pointing to some random box*"
"I don't know mom!"
"Well I don't know either!"
"Haha! Look at these!"
"Wow! Magnum Warm Sensations..."
"Haha! Ew... Well, I guess these... *pointing to the lubricated ones*"
"Ok those would be good."
"I need the big box though..."
"Ugh! Why?! You don't need to be having sex that much Matt!"
"Um hello! Two people are gonna be using these... duh."
"Oh yeah... I forgot about that. Man! You can have sex like two times a day per person with this box!"
"Please stop talking."
What a loser. Hopefully I have internet access while I'm there... so I can update about my days and stuff. Indeed. :)
~Matt~
Wow... I had so many things to say... now I can't think of anything... ... ... Oh yeah! My cool/weird dream! I think I'm gonna lj cut it cause I know a lot of people don't care... so it's below if you wanna read it.
Ok so it started out me going to this Donut Store that was closed, but they had it unlocked if people needed late night donuts and had a basket where you put the money. So I went in there and forgot to leave money. Then I felt bad and went back the next morning... and this gang of Bandits that consisted of 4 random thugs, Blade (from the movies) and the bad guy from The Transporter who was the boss of the gang. So they stole my donut money and that really really pissed me off for some reason. They ran out the door into this big 18 wheeler and I ran out after them. I tried to catch them in time but they sped away... so I was like "Ahhh!!" and then jumped up in the air and started flying toward the truck. I flew above it and dove down with my feet and went through the top and landed inside... and it was like an apartment/truck place. It was weird.
So I was walking in this really dark room and then the 4 random thugs incircled me snickering and swinging there chains and slicing the air with their little pocket knives... ya know, the classic comic booky first scene of the fight. But then they like ran under this coffee table and were like "Which one of us has the money? HEH HEH HEH!" So I was like running around the table trying to get to them... which wasn't working. I stood up and was like "I don't have time for this." and then I just shot all this lighting under the table and they all died. SO I searched their bodies... and no donut money! So I went down this hallway and found Blade's sword... so I took it and kept walking. Then the hallways turned into my grandma's front yard and Blade was standing in the middle of it. And he was like, "I want my sword back!" and came running at me. You know the part in the first Blade movie where him and Frost were sword fighting at the end and they did the little... reallyr eally fast sword clashing on eachother for a couple seconds? Ya we did that. And then I somehow caught him off guard and sliced his chest open then chopped his head off... word.
THEN my grandma's front yard was all of a sudden an ocean and all these sea creatures like... blue whales and fish and dolphins and stuff came flying at me... like thousands of these things. So I grabbed on to this baluga whale and rode it through my grandma's yard and then the big boss guy appeared. He turned into mushroom cloud face thing in the sky and laughed at me a lot. So I was like whatever... and I called on this huge tornado and sucked him up in it and he was like "Nooooo!!" and he disinegrated and died. Eat it. So I walked back through the bad guy apartment in the dark and got to the back doors of the truck and opened the doors... that's when my mom woke me up. Perfect timing... though I never got my donut money back. Oh well.
Wow that was long. Anyway! Ugh my mom was being dumb at Target today. She was like, "Oh and don't forget we need to get these..." and she pointed to the word 'Condoms' on her grocery list. And I was like...
"Ummm I was gonna get them when I got there I thought."
"Well we can go ahead and get them now, so you wont forget. :)"
"Oh God."
"Well! I wont stand by you or anything..."
"I don't care about that! I just don't know what size to get and all that... or even what kind."
"Well let's go look..."
So we go over to the little condom section in Super Target and she's all...
"Hmmm, what about these? *pointing to some random box*"
"I don't know mom!"
"Well I don't know either!"
"Haha! Look at these!"
"Wow! Magnum Warm Sensations..."
"Haha! Ew... Well, I guess these... *pointing to the lubricated ones*"
"Ok those would be good."
"I need the big box though..."
"Ugh! Why?! You don't need to be having sex that much Matt!"
"Um hello! Two people are gonna be using these... duh."
"Oh yeah... I forgot about that. Man! You can have sex like two times a day per person with this box!"
"Please stop talking."
What a loser. Hopefully I have internet access while I'm there... so I can update about my days and stuff. Indeed. :)
~Matt~