THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
If you don't know, then you're an idiot.
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Yes. Good, bad, and awful.
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
Only if you're doing it wrong.
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
Babies. Almost everyone has them.
MASTURBATION
Yes, Please.
Well, even filling out part of that survey was excruciating...