Was guckst du!?: Troja
When I really should be cleaning my room/packing for tomorrow... :-/
Deutschis, ihr könnt mir ja sagen, wenn was unten falsch ist.
English Translation: (Intentionally incorrect in places since it's supposed to sound butchered)
Greek Soldier: OPA! Hello, dear Trojan friends! It's us, the Greeks; let us into your beautiful city, please!
Trojan Guard: No, we won't let you in.
Greek Soldier: C'mon! We just forget these five years of war, okay?
Trojan Guard: It was ten years, yeah?
Greek Soldier: [I actually didn't catch much of this part... He's basically saying, "Yeah, same diff."] So we give up siege on our own free wills.
Trojan Guard: Yeah? Then piss off.
Greek Soldier: But before we do that, we do a little greek dance of peace in your wonderful city.
Trojan Guard: No! Nothing! We know your tricks. We let you in and you screw us over. Buzz off!
Greek Soldier: No, we would never do that to you. We bring you shiitake! Opa!
Trojan Guard: Hey, stop screwing around with us. We invented shiitake five hundred years ago!
Greek Soldier: Oh... um... Well, we bring you little greek gift!
Trojan Guard: You have a present? Yeah, let's see it... eh...? [Other guard whispers in his ear.] No, we know your damn presents. Last time it was a giant wooden horse, before that it was a giant cow, and before that it was a jumbo fucking shrimp!
Greek Soldier: Why you not pick it up?
Trojan Guard: There were greeks inside.
Greek Soldier: Oh, we'll just overlook that. But this time we have great, big friendship present just for you!
Trojan Guard: You know what? You can just stick that present in your fat greek a...
[Techno Beamer!!]
Trojan Guard: Damn! Awesome car! Just look at that, oh! It looks clean. Alright, we'll open the gate!
Deutschis, ihr könnt mir ja sagen, wenn was unten falsch ist.
English Translation: (Intentionally incorrect in places since it's supposed to sound butchered)
Greek Soldier: OPA! Hello, dear Trojan friends! It's us, the Greeks; let us into your beautiful city, please!
Trojan Guard: No, we won't let you in.
Greek Soldier: C'mon! We just forget these five years of war, okay?
Trojan Guard: It was ten years, yeah?
Greek Soldier: [I actually didn't catch much of this part... He's basically saying, "Yeah, same diff."] So we give up siege on our own free wills.
Trojan Guard: Yeah? Then piss off.
Greek Soldier: But before we do that, we do a little greek dance of peace in your wonderful city.
Trojan Guard: No! Nothing! We know your tricks. We let you in and you screw us over. Buzz off!
Greek Soldier: No, we would never do that to you. We bring you shiitake! Opa!
Trojan Guard: Hey, stop screwing around with us. We invented shiitake five hundred years ago!
Greek Soldier: Oh... um... Well, we bring you little greek gift!
Trojan Guard: You have a present? Yeah, let's see it... eh...? [Other guard whispers in his ear.] No, we know your damn presents. Last time it was a giant wooden horse, before that it was a giant cow, and before that it was a jumbo fucking shrimp!
Greek Soldier: Why you not pick it up?
Trojan Guard: There were greeks inside.
Greek Soldier: Oh, we'll just overlook that. But this time we have great, big friendship present just for you!
Trojan Guard: You know what? You can just stick that present in your fat greek a...
[Techno Beamer!!]
Trojan Guard: Damn! Awesome car! Just look at that, oh! It looks clean. Alright, we'll open the gate!