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✓ I miss somebody right now. (I wonder who...:))
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (Probably too many...)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Only outside my place.)
✓ I love to play video games. (..and collect them.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Not a chance.)
× I've watched porn movies. (No way.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Absolutely.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Rarely. Mostly when inanimate things aren't working properly.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Even more over the year before that though.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain. (More precisely, I hate walking in it. Watching it from inside a dry building is okay.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (One more year of college...)
✓ I love sushi. (Mostly the fish/egg kinds.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (...and I never want it to be short.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (I didn't used to...)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not that I know of...)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (I assume this is implying more than the obvious?)
× I have a hidden talent. (If I do, it's hidden even from me...tell me if you know. :))
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (Too many friends, and you can't be sure that any of them are true friends.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I'll assume not...)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not really, my ear and hand get tired.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I don't even check LJ more than a couple times a week anymore.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (...only when people rush up and exclaim about family resemblances.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Yes, and hardly anyone calls it. Which is good.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Not ever.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Guess who? :))
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Training the next generation is one of the most important things a society can do.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (No, but I'm sure I'll learn...)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Not on a friend, but I've called them on a drug party going on somewhere in my apartment building.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (...I wish.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not anymore.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Unless I'm on vacation or something.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (But I usually end up typing out a new one fairly often anyway.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (These should be separate. I've tasted wine and the like, but I've never tried recreational drugs, and never want to.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Hey, I grew up with country on the radio.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (...but kinda lazy sometimes. Is that a contradiction?)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Err, no...)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (Not really. Too hungry.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
✓ Republican. (More or less, although I don't think much of Bush after these recent years.)
× I don't even know what I am. (I know exactly what I am.)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Younger guys are so immature. ;))
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I generally don't do well unless I study.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (Eh, I don't have a real job yet, so the ones I do have don't count.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Although I'd like to improve.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (...there's already a question about having anything at all pierced.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I wish I could...I love going barefoot.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles. (Why sea turtles?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (In the distant future...)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (I won't set anything on fire that shouldn't be, but I do love candles and bonfires and things.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (I wouldn't say adore here...I like interesting combinations of colors though.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes. (Depends on the thing...)
✓ I can't whistle. (Not very well, anyway. Maybe one note half the time, if I'm lucky.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden, several times. Never owned though.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I ended up being too embarrassed by early journals, so I destroyed most of them.)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I believe we are all born exactly where and when we are needed.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Never. Life is precious.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I have collected some nonsensical things in the past, but not currently.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (Only partially.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I sleep with so many pillows...)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Not so bad anymore, but I had to have a palate expander to widen my mouth at age thirteen, and braces for five years after that.)
× I hate my toes. (Only my toenails. They grow too fast.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Sure, why not?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Michigan, Texas, Illinois. And Japan. :))
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Not as much as I used to be, but still more than average.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Warm rather than wet. That's my view, anyway.)
× I want to own my own business. (Too much hassle these days. I had delusions of entreprenurialism when I was younger, but there's so much bureaucracy these days.)
× I smoke. (Never.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I don't know if this is literally true, but the joke at my high school was "What's normal?".)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (They don't look very feminine that way usually.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I like to avoid conflict if possible.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Once.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (I often prefer it. But there are benefits to not being alone too.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Japan :))
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (More or less.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I have a collection of modern consoles now...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (No, it makes me feel hot. Because, you know, you get hot when you exercise.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest. (Not compulsively, but I am as honest as possible as much of the time as possible.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I forget to eat sometimes, but not usually for a whole day.)
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (But I usually end up going to sleep without music anyway, and it always takes a long time.)
× I dislike milk. (I love milk. I seem to be allergic to cow milk, but goat milk is good. :) Too bad it's expensive.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. (Significant? Like, my keys?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (That happened in high school.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Nah, but I could have, probably. With a bit of research.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (...often.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Maybe I don't know enough contemporary culture references...)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Makes my jaw tired. I like blowing bubbles though.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I would check this, except that I believe time machines are impossible and also a Bad Thing. But history is cool.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (...maybe two.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (...when I'm alone. Or at karaoke.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Well, it didn't start out that way, but it's pretty customized now.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (I'd like to though. I don't like swimsuits.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (...in grade school. But hey. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Arabian Nights, and Fiddler on the Roof. Plus Broadway medleys.)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (...I wish.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Don't we all? But we learn from them, so they're important to have.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. (Not right now I don't, since I live alone.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Not very often anymore.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (...I don't think I read that far.)
× I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I don't think I know the full ending, but I wasn't terribly happy about one "ending" sort of event.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.