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The Anal Bible
Anal Statements
1) Anus is the gate between the bowels and Earth. Shit must go through that gate.
The price that shit pays for passing the gate, is the bad smell it gets.
2) Anus is the home of shit, people don't respect the shit that lies on the ground
because they consider it being homeless.
3) Shit has feelings! they must be respected! Homeless shit musn't be stepped on!
4) Anus is the way to get to a girl's/boy's heart!
5) Anal wisdom, can only be given to the chosen ones!
Anal Sins
1) Never hide your shit from others and play with it, Without sharing it with others!
2) Never shave your ass, Your ass musn't be disrespected!
3) The use of vaseline is strictly forbidden, it must hurt for you to cum!
4) You musn't use protection of any kind when you're having anal sex!
5) Never wash and/or wipe your ass before having anal sex, to get pleasure,
You have to pay the price of smelling bad and/or getting dirty!
6) You musn't ever tell any words of anal wisdom to the unbelivers!
Anal Rules
01) Always puts things like dildo or a vibrator in your fat ass to stretch it!
02) The use of a broom is tolerated.
03) You may spit on your dick before inserting it into the anus!
04) You must use your anus wisely!
05) When you are in a company of some other people, and you want to fart,
you must fart loudly, and spread your smellyness in away that everyone will be able to share it equally!
06) You must eat your shit if there's no other food available. But always be sure you
do it with joy and pleasure so that the shit's feelings won't get hurt!
07) You must treat other people's shit just as good as if it was your own!
08) When you ride a bycicle, you must take the sit off before you get on it!
From http://www.metalprovider.com/disgorge/anal_wisdom.html
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The Anal Bible
Anal Statements
1) Anus is the gate between the bowels and Earth. Shit must go through that gate.
The price that shit pays for passing the gate, is the bad smell it gets.
2) Anus is the home of shit, people don't respect the shit that lies on the ground
because they consider it being homeless.
3) Shit has feelings! they must be respected! Homeless shit musn't be stepped on!
4) Anus is the way to get to a girl's/boy's heart!
5) Anal wisdom, can only be given to the chosen ones!
Anal Sins
1) Never hide your shit from others and play with it, Without sharing it with others!
2) Never shave your ass, Your ass musn't be disrespected!
3) The use of vaseline is strictly forbidden, it must hurt for you to cum!
4) You musn't use protection of any kind when you're having anal sex!
5) Never wash and/or wipe your ass before having anal sex, to get pleasure,
You have to pay the price of smelling bad and/or getting dirty!
6) You musn't ever tell any words of anal wisdom to the unbelivers!
Anal Rules
01) Always puts things like dildo or a vibrator in your fat ass to stretch it!
02) The use of a broom is tolerated.
03) You may spit on your dick before inserting it into the anus!
04) You must use your anus wisely!
05) When you are in a company of some other people, and you want to fart,
you must fart loudly, and spread your smellyness in away that everyone will be able to share it equally!
06) You must eat your shit if there's no other food available. But always be sure you
do it with joy and pleasure so that the shit's feelings won't get hurt!
07) You must treat other people's shit just as good as if it was your own!
08) When you ride a bycicle, you must take the sit off before you get on it!
From http://www.metalprovider.com/disgorge/anal_wisdom.html