now this is just great!!!! iv even translated it :) for you non norwegian retards
Who says that you cant learn anything from watching porn?
Here we list 15 things that you should notice, which according to the porn industry is hard facts....
1. Women always wear high heels
2. Every guy got a really huge dick
3. Women does not need more than 10 secs of oralsex to get an orgasm
4. If a woman is caught masturbating, she not stale - but insist that the guy should have sex with her
5. Women love having sex with old men
6. Women always gets an orgasme when you cum in theyr face
7. Women always scream of pleasure when theyr giving a blowjob
8. Women always gets an orgasm at the same time as the guy
9. Every women scream and moan during sex
10. All breasts are real
11. Asian men does not exist
12. Nurses always give theyr patients blowjobs
13. Men always pull out before they cum
14. All assholes are clean
15. Women never have headache or theyr period
hehehehhe :)
Here we list 15 things that you should notice, which according to the porn industry is hard facts....
1. Women always wear high heels
2. Every guy got a really huge dick
3. Women does not need more than 10 secs of oralsex to get an orgasm
4. If a woman is caught masturbating, she not stale - but insist that the guy should have sex with her
5. Women love having sex with old men
6. Women always gets an orgasme when you cum in theyr face
7. Women always scream of pleasure when theyr giving a blowjob
8. Women always gets an orgasm at the same time as the guy
9. Every women scream and moan during sex
10. All breasts are real
11. Asian men does not exist
12. Nurses always give theyr patients blowjobs
13. Men always pull out before they cum
14. All assholes are clean
15. Women never have headache or theyr period
hehehehhe :)