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[telperien]

I visited one of those street psychics in downtown Minas Tirith today. She told me that there was children in my future in a marriage with a tall, dark, and handsome man.

Had her shot.

Next please?

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[_eldarion]

Please tell me I'm not tall or handsome.

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[telperien]

You are. But I'm never ever ever getting married. So no worries. :)

*pats*

[_eldarion]

Good. Because neither am I. 's archaic and outdated and seems to cause insanity.

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[telperien]

So true.

Tea?

[_eldarion]

Tea would be lovely. Do you have any idea how to conduct a war? I'm just sitting here and letting the people who use a lot of italics do it for me...

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[telperien]

*gives tea*

Mass destruction from big weapons makes war end quickly.