As best a drabble for joisbishmyoga as I could come up with
There's a reason for all the insane anime hairstyles in Naruto. No shinobi past genin would let somebody ELSE near their head with something sharp, so they all have to do their own haircuts!
It's not bad hair, it's healthy ninja paranoia.
"It doesn't need to look nice, it needs to stay out of my face and be hard to get ahold of. Last I checked it does that just fine." - kakashi
"Oh Sakura? She cut her hair off with a kunai when some dippy bitch named kin used it for a hand hold the first chuunin exam. I guess she just trims it back any time it gets any longer then that. I wish she'd let me style it. *sniff* " - Ino
"Genma's hair? Why do you think he wear a bandana over his head? Not that he'd actually admit that in public..." - Raidou
"Oh Ibiki just shaves off whatever's left because it tends to itch if it grows back out. Besides, he likes to shock people." -Asuma "You would think none of these people ever got ahold of clippers"
"Its easier to take care of when its longer, useful too." - Iruka blinks innocently.
It's not bad hair, it's healthy ninja paranoia.
"It doesn't need to look nice, it needs to stay out of my face and be hard to get ahold of. Last I checked it does that just fine." - kakashi
"Oh Sakura? She cut her hair off with a kunai when some dippy bitch named kin used it for a hand hold the first chuunin exam. I guess she just trims it back any time it gets any longer then that. I wish she'd let me style it. *sniff* " - Ino
"Genma's hair? Why do you think he wear a bandana over his head? Not that he'd actually admit that in public..." - Raidou
"Oh Ibiki just shaves off whatever's left because it tends to itch if it grows back out. Besides, he likes to shock people." -Asuma "You would think none of these people ever got ahold of clippers"
"Its easier to take care of when its longer, useful too." - Iruka blinks innocently.