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[telomeres]

Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

PETA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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