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tellytubby101

Dear 2011 + Dear 2010

Dec 28, 2010 13:49

Dear 2011,

Please don't screw me over. I have high hopes for you.

Sincerely,
Telly.

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Dear 2010,

We've had a good run.
You brought me new fandoms and books.
I'll miss you.

Sincerely,
Telly.

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unjaundiced December 28 2010, 04:07:33 UTC

You need to threaten it harder. Learn it some real fear

tellytubby101 December 28 2010, 04:26:04 UTC

I'm waiting 'til January before threatening it. After all, 2011 deserves a chance to prove itself. XD

...and, pray tell, how would one go about threatening a YEAR of all things?

unjaundiced December 28 2010, 04:40:03 UTC

If 2011 doesn't pony up within 5 minutes of midnight, start cracking down. Give it a minute and it'll take a year. ALL OF IT!

Tell the year that you'll go on hiatus from it. That kind of thing really gets its diapers in a bind. It hates being ignored.

tellytubby101 December 28 2010, 05:24:51 UTC

Ahh, where would I be without your all encompassing knowledge? XD

So it sounds like I have to deal with 2011 as if it were a really whiny child. I can do that. ^^

unjaundiced December 28 2010, 05:27:12 UTC

You've never seen those old tv shows? New Years are always babies and old years are rickety old men. Maybe you can distract it with candy? It doesn't have teeth yet so you won't have to worry about cavities. XD

tellytubby101 December 28 2010, 05:57:06 UTC

How come years are men? Why aren't they occasionally women? The really peaceful years should be girls. That, or the really violenty-nature-hates-the-world years could be girls. Just sayin'.

And I will distract 2011 with my cheesy choco balls in all their sweet, unhealthy glory! OM NOM NOM!

unjaundiced December 28 2010, 06:21:24 UTC

Maybe the New Years aren't women because people associate years with Father Time who was also the very first New Year. ho HO!

Stop talking about those! It makes me want to try it!!! Though every time you say cheese, I think "cheddar" XD

tellytubby101 December 28 2010, 06:26:23 UTC

Huh. That makes sense. I BOW DOWN TO YOUR FOUNTAIN OF OVER-FLOWING KNOWLEDGE-NESS.

Not cheddar cheese! Ew, no. CREAM CHEESE. Not much better, but it's the thought that counts.

unjaundiced December 28 2010, 06:37:20 UTC

MUWAHAHAHA YES! REVEL IN MY FOUNTAIN OF USELESS KNOWLEDGE!!!

I still can't stop thinking about cheddar cheese... Also, we have cream cheese in the house now and I keep thinking of your cheeseball recipe. XD

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