Dominic Cummings's Leaving Present
Because his departure meant I just had to revisit the tales of the Downing Street cats.
Title: Dominic Cummings's Leaving Present
Fandom: Real Cat Fiction
Characters: Larry the Cat
Rating: G
Warnings: Contains Dominic Cummings :D
Summary: Larry the Cat takes charge of Cummings's leaving present.
Officially the departure of Dominic Cummings was regarded as very sudden among many in Downing Street; Larry the Cat knew he wasn’t alone in feeling that actually, it was long overdue and he should have been out the door when the “lockdown trip to Durham” scandal broke.
Someone had asked whether anything was going to be done about a leaving present, to which the only response so far had been “Are you taking the piss?”
Not to worry, Larry thought, thinking of the dead mouse he had hidden in the cardboard box before Cummings took all his stuff away. He’d taken care of that.
Title: Dominic Cummings's Leaving Present
Fandom: Real Cat Fiction
Characters: Larry the Cat
Rating: G
Warnings: Contains Dominic Cummings :D
Summary: Larry the Cat takes charge of Cummings's leaving present.
Officially the departure of Dominic Cummings was regarded as very sudden among many in Downing Street; Larry the Cat knew he wasn’t alone in feeling that actually, it was long overdue and he should have been out the door when the “lockdown trip to Durham” scandal broke.
Someone had asked whether anything was going to be done about a leaving present, to which the only response so far had been “Are you taking the piss?”
Not to worry, Larry thought, thinking of the dead mouse he had hidden in the cardboard box before Cummings took all his stuff away. He’d taken care of that.