True story.
Best Story of all Time.
By Brandon Washington
mak3myh3artsing: just make one up
Tell Me Im Black: SO i was on this adventure
Tell Me Im Black: through time and space
Tell Me Im Black: slaying dragons
mak3myh3artsing: ooo
Tell Me Im Black: cause thats my thing
Tell Me Im Black: and i get to 5000 AD
Tell Me Im Black: vast wasteland
Tell Me Im Black: thousand years after the great war
Tell Me Im Black: most are dead
Tell Me Im Black: only dragons roam the plains
Tell Me Im Black: so im flying around
Tell Me Im Black: cause im a fucking time traveler
Tell Me Im Black: im not walking
Tell Me Im Black: its obvious i have the technology, yannow?
mak3myh3artsing: of course
Tell Me Im Black: so im flying around
Tell Me Im Black: and i spot this big red dragon
Tell Me Im Black: and its flapping its big dragon wings
Tell Me Im Black: and just flying around
Tell Me Im Black: cause thats what dragons do
Tell Me Im Black: so i fly towards it
Tell Me Im Black: and im gonna shoot it down
Tell Me Im Black: but i guess it notices me
Tell Me Im Black: cause right before i was gonna start firing
Tell Me Im Black: it turns to my ship
Tell Me Im Black: and is like
Tell Me Im Black: "mothafucka whats yo problem?"
Tell Me Im Black: and im like
Tell Me Im Black: shit
Tell Me Im Black: he sounds pissed
mak3myh3artsing: haha
Tell Me Im Black: and i say
Tell Me Im Black: uh
Tell Me Im Black: you had bigass bug on your back
Tell Me Im Black: i was gonna get it off
Tell Me Im Black: and he's like
Tell Me Im Black: YOu a mothafucking lie
Tell Me Im Black: you was gonna shoot me, wasnt you?
Tell Me Im Black: and im like of course not
Tell Me Im Black: and he screams
Tell Me Im Black: and fires coming out
mak3myh3artsing: hahaha
Tell Me Im Black: NIGGA I AINT STUPID
Tell Me Im Black: and im scared as shit
Tell Me Im Black: so im speechless
Tell Me Im Black: and he's scowling at me
Tell Me Im Black: real ferocious
Tell Me Im Black: then he's like
Tell Me Im Black: you know what?
Tell Me Im Black: imma run 8 deep on this mothafucka
Tell Me Im Black: so he pulls out a phone
Tell Me Im Black: and starts dialing these phone numbers
Tell Me Im Black: and 15 minutes pace
Tell Me Im Black: pass
Tell Me Im Black: and whaddya know
Tell Me Im Black: 7 more dragons fly up
Tell Me Im Black: there were 3 red ones
Tell Me Im Black: a green one
Tell Me Im Black: a blue one
Tell Me Im Black: and a pink one
Tell Me Im Black: and the red one who started this
Tell Me Im Black: was like
Tell Me Im Black: This nigga
Tell Me Im Black: tried to shoot me
Tell Me Im Black: and theyre like
Tell Me Im Black: word?
Tell Me Im Black: cept ont
Tell Me Im Black: the green one
Tell Me Im Black: had this thick ass jamaican accent
Tell Me Im Black: so it came out whod?
Tell Me Im Black: but anyway
mak3myh3artsing: haha
Tell Me Im Black: one of the red ones is like
Tell Me Im Black: lets whup his ass
Tell Me Im Black: and im like
Tell Me Im Black: fuck
Tell Me Im Black: this could be bad
Tell Me Im Black: maybe i should just nuke them
Tell Me Im Black: and get outta here
Tell Me Im Black: but i was stone cold frozen in my seat
mak3myh3artsing: mmhm
Tell Me Im Black: and my mind is racing
Tell Me Im Black: why cant i move?
Tell Me Im Black: why did i come here?
Tell Me Im Black: the fuck is up with the accent?
Tell Me Im Black: but then
Tell Me Im Black: out of nowhere
Tell Me Im Black: i hear a bunch of chinese?
Tell Me Im Black: no
Tell Me Im Black: japanese
Tell Me Im Black: and i look out the ship window
Tell Me Im Black: and i see like
Tell Me Im Black: 8000 ninjas
Tell Me Im Black: some how the dragons let the ninjas get close enough
Tell Me Im Black: they must be near sighted
Tell Me Im Black: but i guess ninjas hate dragons
Tell Me Im Black: cause then a storm of ninja stars came
Tell Me Im Black: like
Tell Me Im Black: a billion at once
Tell Me Im Black: it was craaaaazy
Tell Me Im Black: so the red dragon that started this
Tell Me Im Black: i guess he's the leader
Tell Me Im Black: he's like
Tell Me Im Black: BLAST THESE FOO'S
Tell Me Im Black: so they fly by the ground
Tell Me Im Black: fire shooting out everywhere
Tell Me Im Black: ninja stars everywhere
Tell Me Im Black: and for some reason
Tell Me Im Black: im watching it
Tell Me Im Black: i should be gone
Tell Me Im Black: but no
Tell Me Im Black: my stupid ass is watching a war between Ninjas and Dragons
Tell Me Im Black: and the ninjas werewhupping ass
Tell Me Im Black: the jamaican one fell first
Tell Me Im Black: screaming "Dis iz shtrate bumbleclot, mon. E dont beh needin diz"
Tell Me Im Black: and then the pink one fell
Tell Me Im Black: then the blue one
mak3myh3artsing: aww
mak3myh3artsing: not the pink one
Tell Me Im Black: oh yeah
Tell Me Im Black: the pink one
Tell Me Im Black: got owned
Tell Me Im Black: all sorts of back flips and karate chops on her
Tell Me Im Black: she fell like a rock
mak3myh3artsing: oh, no!
Tell Me Im Black: should have seen it
Tell Me Im Black: it was fuckt up
Tell Me Im Black: anyway
Tell Me Im Black: the leader is like
Tell Me Im Black: we gots to roll NOW
Tell Me Im Black: so they start flying away
mak3myh3artsing: haha, punks
Tell Me Im Black: and you can hear one of the red ones saying
Tell Me Im Black: how we gonna let some fucking japs beat up on us
Tell Me Im Black: and then you start hearing the ninjas
Tell Me Im Black: screaming and hollering
Tell Me Im Black: calling them pussies and douchebags
Tell Me Im Black: and im like
Tell Me Im Black: damn
mak3myh3artsing: =-O
Tell Me Im Black: this shit is fuckt up
Tell Me Im Black: who ever knew the future would be run by ninjas
mak3myh3artsing: who know
mak3myh3artsing: knew*
Tell Me Im Black: and who ever knew
Tell Me Im Black: that the natural enemy of ninjas
Tell Me Im Black: were dragons
Tell Me Im Black: who knew, raven?
Tell Me Im Black: who?
mak3myh3artsing: no idea
Tell Me Im Black: so i shoot my awesome net laser at the dragons that fell
Tell Me Im Black: and i went back to the present
Tell Me Im Black: and sold them on the black market
Tell Me Im Black: made a shitload of cash
Tell Me Im Black: and bought a boat.
Tell Me Im Black: the end.
By Brandon Washington
mak3myh3artsing: just make one up
Tell Me Im Black: SO i was on this adventure
Tell Me Im Black: through time and space
Tell Me Im Black: slaying dragons
mak3myh3artsing: ooo
Tell Me Im Black: cause thats my thing
Tell Me Im Black: and i get to 5000 AD
Tell Me Im Black: vast wasteland
Tell Me Im Black: thousand years after the great war
Tell Me Im Black: most are dead
Tell Me Im Black: only dragons roam the plains
Tell Me Im Black: so im flying around
Tell Me Im Black: cause im a fucking time traveler
Tell Me Im Black: im not walking
Tell Me Im Black: its obvious i have the technology, yannow?
mak3myh3artsing: of course
Tell Me Im Black: so im flying around
Tell Me Im Black: and i spot this big red dragon
Tell Me Im Black: and its flapping its big dragon wings
Tell Me Im Black: and just flying around
Tell Me Im Black: cause thats what dragons do
Tell Me Im Black: so i fly towards it
Tell Me Im Black: and im gonna shoot it down
Tell Me Im Black: but i guess it notices me
Tell Me Im Black: cause right before i was gonna start firing
Tell Me Im Black: it turns to my ship
Tell Me Im Black: and is like
Tell Me Im Black: "mothafucka whats yo problem?"
Tell Me Im Black: and im like
Tell Me Im Black: shit
Tell Me Im Black: he sounds pissed
mak3myh3artsing: haha
Tell Me Im Black: and i say
Tell Me Im Black: uh
Tell Me Im Black: you had bigass bug on your back
Tell Me Im Black: i was gonna get it off
Tell Me Im Black: and he's like
Tell Me Im Black: YOu a mothafucking lie
Tell Me Im Black: you was gonna shoot me, wasnt you?
Tell Me Im Black: and im like of course not
Tell Me Im Black: and he screams
Tell Me Im Black: and fires coming out
mak3myh3artsing: hahaha
Tell Me Im Black: NIGGA I AINT STUPID
Tell Me Im Black: and im scared as shit
Tell Me Im Black: so im speechless
Tell Me Im Black: and he's scowling at me
Tell Me Im Black: real ferocious
Tell Me Im Black: then he's like
Tell Me Im Black: you know what?
Tell Me Im Black: imma run 8 deep on this mothafucka
Tell Me Im Black: so he pulls out a phone
Tell Me Im Black: and starts dialing these phone numbers
Tell Me Im Black: and 15 minutes pace
Tell Me Im Black: pass
Tell Me Im Black: and whaddya know
Tell Me Im Black: 7 more dragons fly up
Tell Me Im Black: there were 3 red ones
Tell Me Im Black: a green one
Tell Me Im Black: a blue one
Tell Me Im Black: and a pink one
Tell Me Im Black: and the red one who started this
Tell Me Im Black: was like
Tell Me Im Black: This nigga
Tell Me Im Black: tried to shoot me
Tell Me Im Black: and theyre like
Tell Me Im Black: word?
Tell Me Im Black: cept ont
Tell Me Im Black: the green one
Tell Me Im Black: had this thick ass jamaican accent
Tell Me Im Black: so it came out whod?
Tell Me Im Black: but anyway
mak3myh3artsing: haha
Tell Me Im Black: one of the red ones is like
Tell Me Im Black: lets whup his ass
Tell Me Im Black: and im like
Tell Me Im Black: fuck
Tell Me Im Black: this could be bad
Tell Me Im Black: maybe i should just nuke them
Tell Me Im Black: and get outta here
Tell Me Im Black: but i was stone cold frozen in my seat
mak3myh3artsing: mmhm
Tell Me Im Black: and my mind is racing
Tell Me Im Black: why cant i move?
Tell Me Im Black: why did i come here?
Tell Me Im Black: the fuck is up with the accent?
Tell Me Im Black: but then
Tell Me Im Black: out of nowhere
Tell Me Im Black: i hear a bunch of chinese?
Tell Me Im Black: no
Tell Me Im Black: japanese
Tell Me Im Black: and i look out the ship window
Tell Me Im Black: and i see like
Tell Me Im Black: 8000 ninjas
Tell Me Im Black: some how the dragons let the ninjas get close enough
Tell Me Im Black: they must be near sighted
Tell Me Im Black: but i guess ninjas hate dragons
Tell Me Im Black: cause then a storm of ninja stars came
Tell Me Im Black: like
Tell Me Im Black: a billion at once
Tell Me Im Black: it was craaaaazy
Tell Me Im Black: so the red dragon that started this
Tell Me Im Black: i guess he's the leader
Tell Me Im Black: he's like
Tell Me Im Black: BLAST THESE FOO'S
Tell Me Im Black: so they fly by the ground
Tell Me Im Black: fire shooting out everywhere
Tell Me Im Black: ninja stars everywhere
Tell Me Im Black: and for some reason
Tell Me Im Black: im watching it
Tell Me Im Black: i should be gone
Tell Me Im Black: but no
Tell Me Im Black: my stupid ass is watching a war between Ninjas and Dragons
Tell Me Im Black: and the ninjas werewhupping ass
Tell Me Im Black: the jamaican one fell first
Tell Me Im Black: screaming "Dis iz shtrate bumbleclot, mon. E dont beh needin diz"
Tell Me Im Black: and then the pink one fell
Tell Me Im Black: then the blue one
mak3myh3artsing: aww
mak3myh3artsing: not the pink one
Tell Me Im Black: oh yeah
Tell Me Im Black: the pink one
Tell Me Im Black: got owned
Tell Me Im Black: all sorts of back flips and karate chops on her
Tell Me Im Black: she fell like a rock
mak3myh3artsing: oh, no!
Tell Me Im Black: should have seen it
Tell Me Im Black: it was fuckt up
Tell Me Im Black: anyway
Tell Me Im Black: the leader is like
Tell Me Im Black: we gots to roll NOW
Tell Me Im Black: so they start flying away
mak3myh3artsing: haha, punks
Tell Me Im Black: and you can hear one of the red ones saying
Tell Me Im Black: how we gonna let some fucking japs beat up on us
Tell Me Im Black: and then you start hearing the ninjas
Tell Me Im Black: screaming and hollering
Tell Me Im Black: calling them pussies and douchebags
Tell Me Im Black: and im like
Tell Me Im Black: damn
mak3myh3artsing: =-O
Tell Me Im Black: this shit is fuckt up
Tell Me Im Black: who ever knew the future would be run by ninjas
mak3myh3artsing: who know
mak3myh3artsing: knew*
Tell Me Im Black: and who ever knew
Tell Me Im Black: that the natural enemy of ninjas
Tell Me Im Black: were dragons
Tell Me Im Black: who knew, raven?
Tell Me Im Black: who?
mak3myh3artsing: no idea
Tell Me Im Black: so i shoot my awesome net laser at the dragons that fell
Tell Me Im Black: and i went back to the present
Tell Me Im Black: and sold them on the black market
Tell Me Im Black: made a shitload of cash
Tell Me Im Black: and bought a boat.
Tell Me Im Black: the end.