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Yearbook freakin ruins EVERYTHING...#1.
#2. My mother seriously sucks. Okay-situation
I've been at school from 9-5...that's 9 A.M.-5 P.M. School...learning...yeah. So I walk in the house and I want to sit and relax for one fucking minute right? Yes. Well, mom walks in and starts ordering me around "feed the dogs, clean this, unload the dishwasher, paint the house." and then I tell her that i have some homework and I was going to do it while I was watching Hotel Rwanda (which I cried during the whole preview...so I'm prolly gonna bawl through the whole movie too.) and she was like you can watch the movie as a reward for doing your homework when you'r done. I hate when my mother says the words "reward for yourself"...I'm not 3-this is an invitation extended to my mother to join reality. And I was like I can do 2 things at the same time and she was like no, you need to do something. I said I need a freakin break I've been at school all day and she's like well if you want to take a break you can unpack boxes.
NOW LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT-BIT FOR A SECOND SHALL WE???? DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING BREAK TO YOU?? DOES IT??? NO. duh.
So I walk by and what is my mom doing? Sitting on the couch watching t.v. Her excuse: she just walked in the door. I say-so did I. She says: I have a cousin in New Orleans and I don't even know how his house is. DID THAT FUCKING COUSING EVER CALL US ONCE TO SEE IF WE WERE OKAY WHEN HURRICANES HIT US??? NO. DID THEY CALL US WHEN THE OKLAHOMA CIUTY BOMBING HAPPENED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE HAD DIED? NO. DID THEY CALL WHEN THAT TORNADO CAME AND BLEW AWAY CENTRAL OKALHOMA? NO. THEY SURE DIDN'T. And the thing is, I know that my mom doesn't give a flying flip about it. She's just an ambukance chaser. Seriously. So whatever she says about that shit is TOTAL b.s. Seriously kids. So she was like I'M STILL THE BOSS OF YOU SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO-I CAN DO WAHT I WANT. So, I'm thinking that if that is the case, then why doesn't she just come out and say that instead of making herself sound and look like a total dumbass.
and she's only the boss of me for 8 months and like 26 days. And she wonders why Shawn lives as far away in the continental united states taht he can possibly get.
and she wanted me to stay here while I go to college at USF. Excuse me while I lose bladder control laughing over THAT ONE.
HOLY FREKAIN CRAP-LAUREN PEERSON IS BI!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL????
dies inside.
I mean...I'm sure I'm bisexual, but I don't go around telling people about it....jeez.
oops.
j/k idiots. i <3 the "boys thingies"
Yearbook freakin ruins EVERYTHING...#1.
#2. My mother seriously sucks. Okay-situation
I've been at school from 9-5...that's 9 A.M.-5 P.M. School...learning...yeah. So I walk in the house and I want to sit and relax for one fucking minute right? Yes. Well, mom walks in and starts ordering me around "feed the dogs, clean this, unload the dishwasher, paint the house." and then I tell her that i have some homework and I was going to do it while I was watching Hotel Rwanda (which I cried during the whole preview...so I'm prolly gonna bawl through the whole movie too.) and she was like you can watch the movie as a reward for doing your homework when you'r done. I hate when my mother says the words "reward for yourself"...I'm not 3-this is an invitation extended to my mother to join reality. And I was like I can do 2 things at the same time and she was like no, you need to do something. I said I need a freakin break I've been at school all day and she's like well if you want to take a break you can unpack boxes.
NOW LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT-BIT FOR A SECOND SHALL WE???? DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING BREAK TO YOU?? DOES IT??? NO. duh.
So I walk by and what is my mom doing? Sitting on the couch watching t.v. Her excuse: she just walked in the door. I say-so did I. She says: I have a cousin in New Orleans and I don't even know how his house is. DID THAT FUCKING COUSING EVER CALL US ONCE TO SEE IF WE WERE OKAY WHEN HURRICANES HIT US??? NO. DID THEY CALL US WHEN THE OKLAHOMA CIUTY BOMBING HAPPENED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE HAD DIED? NO. DID THEY CALL WHEN THAT TORNADO CAME AND BLEW AWAY CENTRAL OKALHOMA? NO. THEY SURE DIDN'T. And the thing is, I know that my mom doesn't give a flying flip about it. She's just an ambukance chaser. Seriously. So whatever she says about that shit is TOTAL b.s. Seriously kids. So she was like I'M STILL THE BOSS OF YOU SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO-I CAN DO WAHT I WANT. So, I'm thinking that if that is the case, then why doesn't she just come out and say that instead of making herself sound and look like a total dumbass.
and she's only the boss of me for 8 months and like 26 days. And she wonders why Shawn lives as far away in the continental united states taht he can possibly get.
and she wanted me to stay here while I go to college at USF. Excuse me while I lose bladder control laughing over THAT ONE.
HOLY FREKAIN CRAP-LAUREN PEERSON IS BI!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL????
dies inside.
I mean...I'm sure I'm bisexual, but I don't go around telling people about it....jeez.
oops.
j/k idiots. i <3 the "boys thingies"