Jan 17, 2005 12:52
so I love my new job. who would have thought that working as a dentist's assistant could be so fun? I mean, think about it. no no no, sit down and think about it. you go to the dentist, the smell takes anywhere from 3 to 5 minutes to settle before you become accustomed to its rancidness, the music is on crack set to elevator calm everyone down mode, you get man handled by a usually cute dentist but cannot appreciate said cuteness because his hands are all up in your mouth and you're hoping that you didn't miss anything when you brushed this morning, and THEN you get a fooking drill in your mouth, excuse me, after the huge shot of novocaine...and after it's all said and done, your teeth hurt for at least couple of hours. I always wondered who the heck would want to work there and be the covergirl for all that pain, well, except the doctor because he makes mother BANK, but seriously.
well I gotta tell you folks, I want to work there. it's not so bad.