Too too funny
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Telkemnor sent to me...
Twelve vampires singing
Eleven villains storytelling
Ten devils annoying
Nine accents acting
Eight werewolves a-rambling
Seven boys a-roleplaying
Six plays a-gaming
Five bri-i-i-ight eyes
Four video games
Three computer games
Two gay guys
...and a lovecraft in an achtung baby.