Holy shit!!!

[telimektar]

My s8tEr park is under attack!

Ooo....I'm gonna...well, no, maybe I'll...fuck...no...

DAMMIT DAD! YOU WERE A BADASS IN CANON! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A WUSS!?!

Your pansiness makes me ineffectual.

*proceeds to get baked*

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[tulkas]

*wanders in and starts hitting Rohirrim and dwarves alike like hockey pucks into the air*

THERE? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL

[telimektar]

Woot!!!

Hey Dad, watch out for that...

*crunch*

Battering ram.

...

...

That probably hurt.

[tulkas]

i hate you and you're probably araw's. actually, no. YOU'RE A DWARF AULE MADE AND SLIPPED INTO A CRADLE AND ME AND NESSA WERE KIND AND TRUSTING AND BELIEVED HIM WHEN HE SAID WE'D HAD YOU WHEN WE WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

and your teddybear? We burnt it.

...my head hurts. did I say anything?

alskkljas THOSE HEELS WERE NEW *smites battering ram*

None of this would happen if you'd just gotten a decent haircut.

[telimektar]

O.O

*runs away from home*