HEEE!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
teleri025 sent to me...
Twelve escap1974s drumming
Eleven nongenius piping
Ten sarudys a-leaping
Nine cats dancing
Eight kittens a-milking
Seven muppets a-swimming
Six dogs a-sleeping
Five li-i-i-ibrarians
Four politics
Three cigarettes
Two stargate atlantis
...and a beer in a firefly.