To all mothers...
Just to let you know, if you have the misfortune to raise a child like me, the first that child will do as an adult is do every single thing you didn't allow them to do.
Like run with scissors. Or eat raw brownie batter. Or drink juice straight from the carton. And the amount of glee and delight that your child will experience doing these things will continue well into adulthood.
Cause seriously, that's the only explanation I have for the amount of joy I get from lickin the brownie bowl.
That and I just ain't right in the head.
Like run with scissors. Or eat raw brownie batter. Or drink juice straight from the carton. And the amount of glee and delight that your child will experience doing these things will continue well into adulthood.
Cause seriously, that's the only explanation I have for the amount of joy I get from lickin the brownie bowl.
That and I just ain't right in the head.