Strange News du Jour

[telepwen]

Read books, get oral sex. Do I even need to say more?

I wonder how many of these people are on my flist.

And, for a round three, a woman cashes in a bet that she'd live to a hundred.

But I think today is really all about the first one.

Comments

[mattador]

That is awesome.

[tiferet]

Which one?

[mattador]

Both.

[mattador]

Er, by which I mean, all.

*brain dies a quiet death, unmourned*

Heh!

[tiferet]

Actually, I've been visiting the Canadian immigration website since the first time Dubya stole the election.

[here_be_dragons]

Damn. I was really hoping that I could get oral sex for reading. I read lots of books. And, well, let's just say that my life has been a bit lacking in the oral sex department for quite some time now.

Sad to find that it wasn't really true. :(

I will say that I haven't been to the Canadian website. If I leave, I wanna go back to Europe. :D