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[telepwen]

I thought that the annoying racket that goes by several times a day was several weenie motorcycles.

I was wrong. I finally caught sight of the major irritant, and it's teenagers on freaking electric scooters.

ARGH.

Comments

[dlevey]

Aren't the electric ones supposed to be quiet?
Perhaps a quick EMP will take care of them...

[telepwen]

There's enough car crashes on my corner, thank you.

[dlevey]

Yeah, the EMP would affect all vehicles in the area. Then again, if the all don't work, they can't crash, can they?

[telepwen]

The EMP would kill my computer. What kind of cruel man are you?

[dlevey]

Directed waveform. Faraday cage.

[telepwen]

Talk about expensive. Can't I just lay down land mines instead?

[dlevey]

Mines tend to be frowned upon by the UN. Not that that should stop you, but there are probably better solutions that don't subject you to shrapnel.

[telepwen]

How about caltrops?

[dlevey]

That could work, but watch where you step.

[telepwen]

That's what the other exit from my street is for, I'm sure.

[dlevey]

What kind am I? What are my choices?

[telepwen]

This is a short answer, not a multiple choice.