ridiculous
i'm amazed and awed by people who can completely shut themself off sexually
(gimme me a moment and i'll explain)
there's just something inside of me.
give me a handful of drinks and i will make out with someone
it's inevitable
you could set your watch to it.
i set my weekends to it.
the past two month have been a little ridiculous.
i'm starting to wonder....
some cultures believe that if someone takes your picture, they take part of your soul.
i'm wondering if each meaningless guy is taking a little part of me...
but i stop short, verging on becoming emo.
i asked sarah if she thought i was too promiscuous (my very carefully choosen word).
she said she hoped i would ask this.
she said she wishes she had my balls because she would do the same thing if she could.
it's true.
most of my tales get high-fives from the bros the next day.
i'm starting to wonder if i few of my friends live vicariously through my dalliances.
hey, what can i say...
i do things that make good stories the next day.
(gimme me a moment and i'll explain)
there's just something inside of me.
give me a handful of drinks and i will make out with someone
it's inevitable
you could set your watch to it.
i set my weekends to it.
the past two month have been a little ridiculous.
i'm starting to wonder....
some cultures believe that if someone takes your picture, they take part of your soul.
i'm wondering if each meaningless guy is taking a little part of me...
but i stop short, verging on becoming emo.
i asked sarah if she thought i was too promiscuous (my very carefully choosen word).
she said she hoped i would ask this.
she said she wishes she had my balls because she would do the same thing if she could.
it's true.
most of my tales get high-fives from the bros the next day.
i'm starting to wonder if i few of my friends live vicariously through my dalliances.
hey, what can i say...
i do things that make good stories the next day.