one! [PHONE]

[telepervtation]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Unnacceptable! Absolutely unnacceptable! I can't be expected to use this- this- archiac- barbaric piece of junk to communicate. It's heavy and unwieldy- it isn't even cordless! Have we traveled back to the dark ages?

Furthermore, my power has disappeared. Something is going on here, and it smells rotten.

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[nosoul_nomind]

Yelling into the telephone doesn't make it work any better.

[telepervtation]

I'm already aware of that.

[nosoul_nomind]

Didn't seem to stop you. If you're looking for someone, you could just, I dunno, ask.

[telepervtation]

The end result was the same. Onee-sama responded very quickly, as I knew she would.

[nosoul_nomind]

"Onee-sama"?

[telepervtation]

[SIIIIIIIIIIIGH]

Misaka Mikoto.

[nosoul_nomind]

Hm. Don't know her. But if you already found here, I guess that's good.

...A lot people know others from home here. Weird.

[telepervtation]

You will soon enough, I have no doubt.

...And you don't?

[nosoul_nomind]

Naw, not yet. But I ain't been here too long.

[telepervtation]

When did you arrive?

[nosoul_nomind]

Mm, 'bout a month ago or so, I guess. Longest month of my life, I swear.

[telepervtation]

Because of the laughable excuse for technology? Or something else?

[nosoul_nomind]

...

Well, I actually spent a week dead, so I guess it was only about three weeks. And because this place is stupid, that's why.

[telepervtation]

Excuse me, dead?

[nosoul_nomind]

Yep. 'S the sorta thing that happens 'round here.

[telepervtation]

...You were revived, obviously. So they have that power, too.