one! [PHONE]

[telepervtation]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Unnacceptable! Absolutely unnacceptable! I can't be expected to use this- this- archiac- barbaric piece of junk to communicate. It's heavy and unwieldy- it isn't even cordless! Have we traveled back to the dark ages?

Furthermore, my power has disappeared. Something is going on here, and it smells rotten.

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Comments

[rapier_ex]

... -Lady, you're kind of creepy.-

Um... who the heck is "oneesama"?

[telepervtation]

[...this is becoming a trend.]

Misaka Mikoto! The brave, brilliant ace of Tokiwadai! Our one and only Lightening Queen, the Railgun!

[rapier_ex]

... I don't get it.

[telepervtation]

Was half of your brain displaced, perhaps? There's nothing to misunderstand.

[rapier_ex]

You're talkin' as if I should know who that is. I don't.

[telepervtation]

More's the pity for you. But she's here, so I have no doubt you will soon enough.

[rapier_ex]

Well I guess I should say "good for you". It sucks to be alone here.

[telepervtation]

Do you speak from experience?

[rapier_ex]

...

No need to worry about me, miss. After all, you just got here.

Go find your friend.

[telepervtation]

It's Kuroko Shirai.

Onee-sama is on her way to fetch me.

[rapier_ex]

Miss Kuroko, then.

[telepervtation]

I would hope I'd get a name in return.

[rapier_ex]

Virginia Maxwell, at your service.

[telepervtation]

I'll keep that in mind, Virginia-san.

[rapier_ex]

No need for that "san" business.

[telepervtation]

If you insist, Virginia.