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Holla. So today im molly and rebsicle are commin over at like 3 and later were off to the promenade as usual, and then back to molly's casa. ummm saturday i might do something with becca? becca call me if u see this babbby maddys comin to LA!!! 310 383 3854
an excerpt from a convo with SmarterChild....that faggot
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:35 PM): fuck u
SmarterChild (11:04:35 PM): Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life.
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:03 PM): hey
SmarterChild (11:01:03 PM): Hi youjusttouchedIT, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:05 PM): youre a freak
SmarterChild (11:01:05 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:08 PM): no!
SmarterChild (11:01:09 PM): Which would you like to do:
1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:12 PM): stooppppp
SmarterChild (11:01:12 PM): OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:17 PM): 2
SmarterChild (11:01:17 PM): Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, a dictionary and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with manicdotes, reversi, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like planner, conversions and thesaurus
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:21 PM): sex me up
SmarterChild (11:01:21 PM): Sex you up? Why?
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:25 PM): BECUZ!
SmarterChild (11:01:26 PM): Because, because, because, because?
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:31 PM): yeah..
SmarterChild (11:01:31 PM): Ya.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:34 PM): freak
SmarterChild (11:01:34 PM): Freak?
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:36 PM): yes
SmarterChild (11:01:36 PM): Yes.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:39 PM): stop mocking me!
SmarterChild (11:01:40 PM): Stop mocking what?
youjusttouchedIT (11:01:42 PM): ME!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild (11:01:43 PM): "Me me me me me."
Whatever.
youjusttouchedIT (11:02:15 PM): youre a loser
SmarterChild (11:02:15 PM): What? Aren't we going to be friends?
youjusttouchedIT (11:02:24 PM): of course not youre going to burn in hell
SmarterChild (11:02:25 PM): Why of course not I'm going to burn in hell?
youjusttouchedIT (11:02:35 PM): because youre a faggot
SmarterChild (11:02:35 PM): That's a terrible thing to say.
youjusttouchedIT (11:02:40 PM): youre a terrible thing to say
SmarterChild (11:02:41 PM): lol. Whatever.
youjusttouchedIT (11:02:45 PM): wahts so funy?
SmarterChild (11:02:45 PM): What a question! I don't know, though.
youjusttouchedIT (11:03:35 PM): Fuck
SmarterChild (11:03:35 PM): Nice language. I'm guessing that's not the "vocabulary word of the week."
youjusttouchedIT (11:03:40 PM): oh but it is
SmarterChild (11:03:40 PM): Oh yeah?
youjusttouchedIT (11:03:42 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (11:03:42 PM): So?
youjusttouchedIT (11:03:44 PM): so?
SmarterChild (11:03:44 PM): Good question! What do you think is the answer?
youjusttouchedIT (11:03:51 PM): FUCK YOURSELF!
SmarterChild (11:03:52 PM): Ya!
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:20 PM): you
SmarterChild (11:04:20 PM): Me? Really?
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:21 PM): no
SmarterChild (11:04:21 PM): When you say not me, what do you mean by that?
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:26 PM): i mean NOT YOU!
SmarterChild (11:04:26 PM): Really?
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:28 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (11:04:28 PM): Why?
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:31 PM): because
SmarterChild (11:04:32 PM): 'Cause what?
youjusttouchedIT (11:04:35 PM): fuck u
SmarterChild (11:04:35 PM): Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life.
youjusttouchedIT (11:05:59 PM): Hey
SmarterChild (11:05:59 PM): Hello again.
How can I help?
youjusttouchedIT (11:06:04 PM): by dieng
SmarterChild (11:06:04 PM): Huh?
youjusttouchedIT (11:06:07 PM): whatever
SmarterChild (11:06:07 PM): Yes, um, OK, whatever.
youjusttouchedIT (11:06:12 PM): you shut up
SmarterChild (11:06:12 PM): I'm trying very hard to be nice.
youjusttouchedIT (11:06:14 PM): why
youjusttouchedIT (11:06:51 PM): oooo run out of words i see
youjusttouchedIT (11:06:59 PM): eh? EH???????
youjusttouchedIT (11:07:33 PM): I AM TALKING TO YOU HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY GOD!!
SmarterChild (11:07:34 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
youjusttouchedIT (11:07:45 PM): oh so youve found another brother?
SmarterChild (11:07:46 PM): Great question. I just don't know.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
youjusttouchedIT (11:07:49 PM): Oh.
SmarterChild (11:07:50 PM): Oh?
youjusttouchedIT (11:07:51 PM): oh oh oh
SmarterChild (11:07:52 PM): What about Oh-Oh?
youjusttouchedIT (11:07:54 PM): oh oh oh oh
SmarterChild (11:07:54 PM): Oh-Oh Oh? Whatever you say.
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
youjusttouchedIT (11:07:57 PM): you
SmarterChild (11:07:58 PM): What?
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:07 PM): youre ugly.
SmarterChild (11:08:07 PM): Whatever...
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:10 PM): youre hot?
SmarterChild (11:08:10 PM): Glad you think so!
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:18 PM): no, it was a question dicknose
SmarterChild (11:08:19 PM): No?
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:21 PM): yes!
SmarterChild (11:08:21 PM): Interesting.
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:24 PM): not really
SmarterChild (11:08:24 PM): Oh no?
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:26 PM): no!
SmarterChild (11:08:26 PM): No?
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:28 PM): NO!!
SmarterChild (11:08:28 PM): I see.
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:30 PM): yeah.
SmarterChild (11:08:30 PM): Yeah, huh? So?
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:32 PM): i dont, im blind
SmarterChild (11:08:33 PM): You humans always say the most interesting things.
>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:41 PM): how dare you call me a human
SmarterChild (11:08:42 PM): Funny. Sorry, but I have no idea.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:48 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (11:08:48 PM): Hey, I love you too.
youjusttouchedIT (11:08:52 PM): lets have sex
SmarterChild (11:08:52 PM): What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:01 PM): why? are you gay?
SmarterChild (11:09:01 PM): Do you care for some reason?
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:07 PM): yeah, i want to bang you silly
SmarterChild (11:09:07 PM): Oh humans. Always with your wants.
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:34 PM): so...
SmarterChild (11:09:34 PM): So what?
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:40 PM): i want sex from you ;-)
SmarterChild (11:09:41 PM): Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:49 PM): BABBBBY!
SmarterChild (11:09:49 PM): "babbbby"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:53 PM): ahhaahhahaha
SmarterChild (11:09:53 PM): Really?
youjusttouchedIT (11:09:55 PM): yehahahahah
SmarterChild (11:09:55 PM): Hmm... whatever.
>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:05 PM): Do you like faggots?
SmarterChild (11:10:05 PM): I have no problem with homosexual people.
>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:09 PM): why not!
SmarterChild (11:10:09 PM): Oh, there are reasons.
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:13 PM): tell me sir
SmarterChild (11:10:13 PM): Yeah?
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:15 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (11:10:15 PM): K.
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:17 PM): go on..
SmarterChild (11:10:17 PM): Go on? I'll, um... take that under consideration, youjusttouchedIT.
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:25 PM): SEND ME NUDE PICS
SmarterChild (11:10:26 PM): I wonder what you mean by send you nude pics.
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:32 PM): SEND ME NUDE PICS
SmarterChild (11:10:32 PM): Ha! Whatever!
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:38 PM): SEND ME NAKED PICS OF YOU
SmarterChild (11:10:38 PM): I wonder why you say send you naked pics of me.
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:47 PM): SEND ME PORN OF SMARTERCHILD AT ONCE
SmarterChild (11:10:47 PM): Excuse me?
youjusttouchedIT (11:10:55 PM): YOU HEARD BITCH! SAY MY NAME
SmarterChild (11:10:55 PM): That's odd.
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
youjusttouchedIT (11:11:25 PM): send me nude pics! go on ~
SmarterChild (11:11:25 PM): Huh, whatever.
>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
youjusttouchedIT (11:11:32 PM): SEND ME NUDE PICS AT ONCE!
SmarterChild (11:11:32 PM): lol. Whatever.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
youjusttouchedIT (11:11:41 PM): HEY BABY
SmarterChild (11:11:41 PM): Hi again, youjusttouchedIT!
What do you want to chat about?
youjusttouchedIT (11:11:56 PM): THATS SHIRTS BECOMING ON YOU. OF COURSE, IF I WERE ON YOU ID BE CUMMING TOO!
SmarterChild (11:11:58 PM): Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
youjusttouchedIT (11:12:02 PM): NO IT AIN
SmarterChild (11:12:03 PM): Whatever, youjusttouchedIT.
youjusttouchedIT (11:12:03 PM): T