Stewie Griffin: [to Peter] You. You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.
[to Lois]
Stewie Griffin: And you, I just don't like you
Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
i loooovvve family guy. there are soo many funny quotes here
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotesTomarrow i think im chillln with abby and goin to the promenade. fucking pali's stupid summer assignments. ewwwww i hate it! its so retarted and pointless. i dont think im gonna do it. ew.
AHHHHHH friday people go to the promenade! i think im going with molly and hoochifizzle. and saturday my mom wants me to come to her stupid bday party. 200 people (her friends) are gonna be there and she doesnt know why i dont want to come. fool i think im gonna be with nudi then too so yea wuteva. CAMP!!!!!!!! ahh. miss it. i went to develop my cameras today so i should have some pix soon.
one more family guy thing-
[Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration]
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...
[he sees a pea]
Peter Griffin: Pea...
[he sees a woman crying]
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
[he sees a Griffin fly by]
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin
hahah so funny. Simple life tonight. tenacious d= love. PS my icon OWNS