5 Ways to Screw Up a Sexy Car Wash
Now, just so folks are clear, this was a car wash staffed by a number of bikini-clad young women, not just something I declared was sexy for some other reason. They should have seen this coming.
1. Don't Advertise Well
If you want people to shop up to get their cars washed, you need to have signage or balloons or bikini-clad girls wandering around in obvious places so people know something's going on. The only reason I saw it was a couple of them went to get drinks at Sev.
2. Putting it in a hard to see place
Even having bad advertising can be forgiven if folks can pass by and see a commotion. Where they were situated some people heading in one direction on the only main road might have seen something. The people who were buying beer had a good view, though.
3. Having un-sexy car washers
The point of a sexy car wash is to get your car washed by sexy girls energetically getting covered in sudsy foam. When more than half your staff are overweight, middle-aged women - and especially when some of them are also wearing bathing suits - that kind of ruins the mood.
4. I don't actually have a 4th one
5. Getting offended when Tom pulls up on his scooter and asks how much it'd cost to get his helmet polished.
Seriously, they should have seen it coming.
1. Don't Advertise Well
If you want people to shop up to get their cars washed, you need to have signage or balloons or bikini-clad girls wandering around in obvious places so people know something's going on. The only reason I saw it was a couple of them went to get drinks at Sev.
2. Putting it in a hard to see place
Even having bad advertising can be forgiven if folks can pass by and see a commotion. Where they were situated some people heading in one direction on the only main road might have seen something. The people who were buying beer had a good view, though.
3. Having un-sexy car washers
The point of a sexy car wash is to get your car washed by sexy girls energetically getting covered in sudsy foam. When more than half your staff are overweight, middle-aged women - and especially when some of them are also wearing bathing suits - that kind of ruins the mood.
4. I don't actually have a 4th one
5. Getting offended when Tom pulls up on his scooter and asks how much it'd cost to get his helmet polished.
Seriously, they should have seen it coming.