The Mid-disaster Touch

[telekon]

Ill-mannered August had to barge in when I was just starting to enjoying my post-highschool summer vacation. The days have been generally uniform from a glance. I managed to get my Class E driver's license. I also fixed all the registration problems I had with the university. Seems like I'll just lie here with my eyes closed until that alarm goes

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See? That wasn't so hard.

[a_lad_inane]

The DMV is a lot like the hazy Noirish dreams the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET kids have.

If you ever want your essays looked over, don't hesitate to forward them to me.

Re: See? That wasn't so hard.

[telekon]

Thanks Lad for the offer. I'll keep it in mind.

My grammar likes to run in all directions at 4 AM.

Re: See? That wasn't so hard.

[a_lad_inane]

I wasn't criticizing your grammar. I just know what college professors look for when they grade student essays.

Tip 1: Always write a thesis.

Tip 2: Don't use nigger jokes for supporting details.

Re: Colege es say hlp plz!!!!111

[telekon]

No offense about the grammar was taken. I should be a bit more clear in my replies. :D

Those are "Golden Rule" guidelines. I follow those dogmatically.

It would be a pleasure to bombard you with seemingly redundant essays that have an aftertaste of pixie sticks.

Re: Colege es say hlp plz!!!!111

[a_lad_inane]

"No offense about the grammar was taken. I should be a bit more clear in my replies."

Ah, then I'll criticize *that*. :D

1/3 of my Freshman Comp. essays were about David Bowie. 1/3 of Kristin (New York's a Go-Go)'s essays, on the other hand, were compare and contrasts between David Bowie and baseball.*

*My attempt to wake fengriffen up.

I defeated the purpose of leaving this blank.

[telekon]

2/3 of your teachers were Gary Numan fans.