Battleponies 1.0
Before I begin, you may be wondering, 'What is a sequentially erratic challenge?' Well. I'm not going to tell you. Na. Na. Na na na. Just kidding. It's right here by lovely bondchick_nett, but you don't have to go there because I am going to post the rules as I go, anyway. This is how it begins:
Start off with two adult sims of your choosing in CAS. Set them as spouses, and then roll the pacifier to give them a toddler. This child is the heir to the first randomly selected challenge.
The pumpkiny Ois was made by maranatah.
Meet Magus - the super serious brainchild of his alien daddy and pasty mama.
Happy with your sims? Lets go!
Move your new family into whatever lot you like - blank and large aka original legacy style, or an already built/furnished house on a middle-sized lot, the choice is yours. The adult sims can have whatever jobs they like, have as many more children as they want, but their MAIN focus is to give your heir the best start in life they possibly can.
The Battleponies move into their lovely new home. It was only $16,000 so I'm pretty sure the bricks are a facade and it is actually made of a mixture of packing peanuts and legos.
Little Magus does not have to worry about the being loved enough part of the challenge. As soon as the furniture is in, Zelda and Ois battle each other to squish him.
This family really loves checking each other out on the toilet.
Zelda: I was thinking of you the whole time I was peeing, sweetie.
The only thing I can think to say is dirty. So dirty. MUST NOT SAAAAAAAAAY. Just look at what a smartsyfants Magus is and think adorable thoughts...even though you are wondering now.
Speaking of adorable, these two never stop. If they are not squishing their kiddie, they are squishing each others faces with their lips.
Ois hides and Magus seeks...
Magus: O SHEET WHERE'D HE GO???
Ois: BOORHGHGGHHGHGHGHAJAALALALA!
Magus: Dude. Blew MY MIND.
They are all over Magus, except when he needs a bottle. He may not have food in his belly, but who needs food when you have a belly full of love?
Day one and they are already 'trying for baby.' I guess it wouldn't be a challenge if there weren't surprises.
Besides, how can I be mad when they look like this afterward?
Zelda then runs to the bathroom and pukes out everything she's eaten since she was 14. How romantical.
BOOOOOO-YA. BABY BUMP. I can't wait to see what this little sniglet looks like.
Ois finds taking care of Magus alone, what with Zelda in the family way and all, to be a less amusing task than he thought.
I see what you are thinking there. Ois does not in fact beat his wife while wearing an oceanic body suit.
He was just wafting his bag-of-ass armpits toward her in frustration.
I am convinced that Zelda must be carrying some sort of Gremlin inside her, because no matter how much I feed her, her stomach is a yawning pit of doom.
Poor Ois is overcome with baby-watching, since when Zelda is not eating, she is sleeping or sitting somewhere in her underpants.
Lucky for him, Magus's toddler days are finished. Lucky for Zelda, there is cake.
Hello, cute grape sniglet! He's got his papa's nose, which I love.
Now let's see how much these other sim kids have to suffer while Magus the Golden grows up. Once he's an adult, I will roll 1 of 10 challenges - I can't wait!
P.S. I don't know if anyone wants to download Zelda, but if you would, I'd be happy to post her sometime.