Guess what I just got
Let's play a game! What follows is a label that is found on one of my most recent acquisitions. Some parts have been omitted as they give the maker's name and therefore might give a clue as to the nature of the product (though I doubt it). First person to correctly guess what it is gets a cookie!
WARNING!
This product is sold for use in HIGH RISK activities. Consult your physician prior to starting any training program. Injuries, including paralysis and death can occur when using this product. USER ASSUMES ALL RISK OF INJURY!
Inspect product before each use. If any unsafe conditions are found, discontinue use immediately.
WARNING!
This product is sold for use in HIGH RISK activities. Consult your physician prior to starting any training program. Injuries, including paralysis and death can occur when using this product. USER ASSUMES ALL RISK OF INJURY!
Inspect product before each use. If any unsafe conditions are found, discontinue use immediately.