Argh.
So... I'm home. I just pulled a double shift and my back hurts.
I killed a spider with a sword. I wasn't menacing or poisonous... Uh, actually it was huge. I was lucky to escape with my life. Candyce tried to tell me to leave, but I would not sacrifice her to that fiend. I sliced off its legs and walked away from it as the spider cried "You can't leave me like this! I'll be back to get you!"
I walked away and replied, "You're already dead." The spider screamed and split in half, because I had already killed it. I can't help it that I'm that quick.
Blergh. I should report that my neck also hurts.
Be advised: Bitching may be imminent.
I killed a spider with a sword. I wasn't menacing or poisonous... Uh, actually it was huge. I was lucky to escape with my life. Candyce tried to tell me to leave, but I would not sacrifice her to that fiend. I sliced off its legs and walked away from it as the spider cried "You can't leave me like this! I'll be back to get you!"
I walked away and replied, "You're already dead." The spider screamed and split in half, because I had already killed it. I can't help it that I'm that quick.
Blergh. I should report that my neck also hurts.
Be advised: Bitching may be imminent.