Evil Residents return!
Click to viewResident Evil 5 is balls to the walls action in your FREAKIN' FACE!!!! I lurve it much much. Candyce and I managed to go through it once entirely already and we'll be going through it another fifty times I'm guessing. I like how it, much like RE4, yanks the goofy, campy crap that infested the series before and turns it into a completely different type of game. It's intriguing without drowning you in BS if you don't want to be. For example, lots of text to read, but it's all usually sequestered to computer screens and scattered files you have the option of not reading! Skippable cinemas help a lot as well when it comes time to deal with the skanky, Bond-esque science slut and the "Joisy" accented dealer of bio-weapons. The game moves really fast and to be fair if they hadn't added the extra features to pad the deal I would feel ripped off, but fortunately they added the cool mercenaries mode, extra in-game treasure and target hunt-quests and the recently added versus mode. All this in addition to local and online co-op play in a resident evil game make this magically delicious!
This was just really funny. Thought I'd post it. Hur hurr hurrr. ^_^
In other news... I still can't beat Code Veronica. It hates my insides. It hates them so very much.