Wherein The Macropod Bitches About Internet Service
Greetings! Before I get blocked again, I just wanted to email you real
quick about the dogshittasticly fucktarded service you're running nowadays
at Annette's Mono Village. I don't REALLY mean to demean dog shit like
that, I mean I can picture Richard Dean Anderson on MacGyver, establishing
an internet connection by using his Swiss Army Knife to set a pile of dog
shit on fire and proclaiming, "Wow! This isn't NEARLY as annoying at Tengo
Internet!"
I used to be able to tell my camping buddies, "Don't worry, they have Tengo
Internet. You can do everything you NEED to do reliably, but not the stuff
you DON'T need to do". Apparently the "bandwidth shaping technology to
govern your connection speed" you speak of on your web site now means
"We're gonna block your ass for 24 hours if you so much as try to use it".
Just last night I got back to camp and checked Twitter to find out my house
1,100 miles away was about to be hit by 1 1/2" hail. My immediate response
was, "I'm gonna get blocked". Sure enough, before I could pull up a RADAR
map, my access was blocked and I couldn't reach anyone on the shitty pay
phones down by the lake to find out if I'm going to have to call my
insurance company before I head back home. Didn't find out until I drove
20 miles into a cell phone coverage area that it wasn't quite the type of
storm that cost me $20,000 in damage two years ago. Good news, still
worthless internet service. I wouldn’t be unblocked for several more hours.
So yeah, you suck and I'll be bringing a satellite system with me next year
and I'll open it up to anyone for free providing they send you an email
telling you how much you suck. You didn't USED to suck, but now you do.
So be it.
Enjoy!
quick about the dogshittasticly fucktarded service you're running nowadays
at Annette's Mono Village. I don't REALLY mean to demean dog shit like
that, I mean I can picture Richard Dean Anderson on MacGyver, establishing
an internet connection by using his Swiss Army Knife to set a pile of dog
shit on fire and proclaiming, "Wow! This isn't NEARLY as annoying at Tengo
Internet!"
I used to be able to tell my camping buddies, "Don't worry, they have Tengo
Internet. You can do everything you NEED to do reliably, but not the stuff
you DON'T need to do". Apparently the "bandwidth shaping technology to
govern your connection speed" you speak of on your web site now means
"We're gonna block your ass for 24 hours if you so much as try to use it".
Just last night I got back to camp and checked Twitter to find out my house
1,100 miles away was about to be hit by 1 1/2" hail. My immediate response
was, "I'm gonna get blocked". Sure enough, before I could pull up a RADAR
map, my access was blocked and I couldn't reach anyone on the shitty pay
phones down by the lake to find out if I'm going to have to call my
insurance company before I head back home. Didn't find out until I drove
20 miles into a cell phone coverage area that it wasn't quite the type of
storm that cost me $20,000 in damage two years ago. Good news, still
worthless internet service. I wouldn’t be unblocked for several more hours.
So yeah, you suck and I'll be bringing a satellite system with me next year
and I'll open it up to anyone for free providing they send you an email
telling you how much you suck. You didn't USED to suck, but now you do.
So be it.
Enjoy!