We are missing the point

[tejas]

On the eve of the 4th of July, it occurred to me as a resident of the Gulf Coast, that we're asking the wrong question regarding the massive oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. Whether BP or the US government pays for the clean up isn't the issue. How they plan to stop the massive amounts of crude oil spewing up out of the sea bed with nothing to

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[taylorgibbs]

I told ya, oil mutated crawfish and the day will be saved by a rogue fisherman.

[tejas]

A rogue fisherman, his alcoholic ex-business partner (who tries to dry out and get his life in order but dies saving everyone including a pair of orphaned dolphins), a sweet young thing, inexplicably wearing a bikini in February, who works for BP and "is NOT amused" and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

[sdani]

I think I already saw part of that show on SyFy. *g*

[tejas]

I think we've *ALL* seen part of that on SyFy. "Imagine greater" is all that keeps us from opening a vein after a while. :-)

[malnpudl]

a sweet young thing, inexplicably wearing a bikini in February

Aaaand that'll be Jewel Staite, am I right? AMIRITE?

[tejas]

ROTFLMAO!!! OMG! You *are* right! LOL!!!

[archersangel]

or some ex-model or reality show star

[tejas]

You forgot ex-porn star du jour.

[taylorgibbs]

can't forget RFK jr ;)

[theemdash]

Who's the rouge fisherman? Shanks or Hewlett?

[tejas]

ROTFLMAO! Shanks, of course! The big question is who his alcoholic-doomed-to-die-ex-business-partner.

[theemdash]

I'm leaning towards some relative unknown, but like Tahmoh Penikett is coming in a close second in my mind.

[tejas]

A relative unknown is good. Give him a few deaths on his resume. Besides, that way all the viewers will know for certain he's toast. I think they should put him in a red shirt, too.

[theemdash]

Red's too obvious. Make it burgundy!

[tejas]

Maybe a nice cranberry? This is SyFy, after all.