[Football] Collection of Zlatan/Nesta crack
Only the last two are new. :D
The first two are responses to the MAKE UP FIC SUMMARIES meme that went around a while back. The rest are drabbles written in response to comments.
I wrote Like Drowning in Religions class while trying to hide away my textured paper from the prying eyes of my silly classmates. Methods of Counting during statistics ( Read more... )
The first two are responses to the MAKE UP FIC SUMMARIES meme that went around a while back. The rest are drabbles written in response to comments.
I wrote Like Drowning in Religions class while trying to hide away my textured paper from the prying eyes of my silly classmates. Methods of Counting during statistics ( Read more... )
gdha;ghd;a EXACTLY. It's like everything Zlatan does must appear so simple and easy, but somewhere in that rotting, sexed, malicious brain of his he's thought these things out and probably so often that he's unwilling to change his ways. And with Nesta being how he is, he has to settle with getting his own way in the small things. And um, to be honest. I'm not really all that sure since I kind of wrote and rewrote and tried to make sense of that little scene, but mostly it was about Nesta thinking they were just going to lulz fool around like teenagers and instead he got surprise buttsex! and was hit pretty hard with like confusion and guilt and freaked out because ohshitZlatanisbottomandwhyishesovulnerable and how can he really take that kind of real emotion into account when he's used to having him respond by throwing spoons at him while wearing tshirts with nonsensical Italian phrases?
(1: Making his advances known, 2: Suddenly pinching his nipples during a make-out session, 4: airport bathroom incident.)
Pinching nipples made me lol really hard because wtf is that? And Nesta slapping Zlatan around (lol Danica, totally your fault.) is also A+
THE ROMAN ONE IS LOL IN THE WAY ONLY BAD!FIC CAN BE. Serena's encouraging me to write more of it. The evil whore. :|
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