[Football] Collection of Zlatan/Nesta crack

Mar 01, 2007 14:05

Only the last two are new. :D

The first two are responses to the MAKE UP FIC SUMMARIES meme that went around a while back. The rest are drabbles written in response to comments.

I wrote Like Drowning in Religions class while trying to hide away my textured paper from the prying eyes of my silly classmates. Methods of Counting during statistics ( Read more... )

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magic_beans March 1 2007, 22:24:46 UTC
I'm having a lot of trouble finding the right words to try and say how much I like these. I keep re-reading and they keep getting better. I keep spotting little things that I missed the first time and thinking yesyesyes. The last few paragraphs of the first one keep doing things to me. Seeing Zlatan so un-together and needy and then to have Nesta use his last name and pull away. Gah. You feel the rawness. And then the wiping away of the evidence and the slam of the door. It's so good. I love the removal of the ring, the way Z spits it out, but how Gabriella is still very much a presence throughout. And "You’re becoming questionable, Alessandro" obviously, cos HAH. I love the overall effect of that one. I get this sense of almost, I don't know, futility? Like they're hammering away at each other as only they can and it's painful, and painful to read, in a way, but good (hit me if I'm not making sense, which is probably quite likely).

And the second one! The lengths Z (I wish I knew why I feel this need to only refer to him as a Z) will go to to piss Nesta off are great. The way malicious emails are level with banking and other important things, even though they are not all that effective. LOL. The obsession over the details such as handwriting and counting the rings are great too. I can imagine him being that relentlessly detailed when it comes to stuff he feels warrants it. The intense!Z experience. (He would be one v.scary cold caller to try and hang up on, no?) And that last paragraph. "It is a healthy and extremely beautiful name" ♥ and the breastfeeding. And getting a slap. :x I must stop lest I end up quoting half your lines back at you.

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magic_beans March 1 2007, 22:32:33 UTC
You've added more! (I've had this window open quite awhile and the version of the post was with only Like Drowning and Methods of Counting so if bits of my comment don't make sense, that's why.)

Also: OMG EBAY. ZLATAN ON EBAY. FUCK FUCK. THAT ONE IS HILARIOUS! and Zlatan the slave as well! Hahaha. You are a genius.

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teinte March 2 2007, 03:59:26 UTC
I get this sense of almost, I don't know, futility? Like they're hammering away at each other as only they can and it's painful, and painful to read, in a way, but good (hit me if I'm not making sense, which is probably quite likely).

ILU AND YOUR COMMENTS. ♥ (Which I'm going to finish replying to SOMEDAY BECAUSE ALIEN FIC IS MY FAVOURITE OMFG GDHA;GHD;AH;GDA) But um, yeah. I don't know. That one was rly easy for me to write, actually, all of these were really easy to write and flowed out like immediately, but it was difficult subject matter and it came out all warbled and messy in my head. So by consequence it's muddy and probably confusing/makes no sense? I dunno. I tried re-writing but nothing was working for me so I decided to use artistic license and leave it up for conjecture. BUT YES YES YES TO WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT IT. Like, I don't know what my thing is about the more constantly brash person being the bottom sexually. Zlatan is far from submissive, but it's like -- if he tried to be super top with Nesta, he'd get slapped and it would be the end of everything because Nesta's too proud a man to admit anything and it's such an intimate thing and blowjobs are one thing, but... ghd;ahgd;ahgda I'M SPEWING NONSENSE AGAIN, JENNY. :D

The idea of Zlatan as the little schoolboy with his crush who he calls fifty times a day just to leave super angry voice mails. Or silly, pathetic things. Like when he becomes exhausted of listening to Sandro's shitty default voice mail message and he finally just tells him "YOU SMELL BAD." BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. :D :D :D

ghd;ahghd;aah;ZLATAN IS EBAY KING. HE WOULD PROBABLY KILL ANYONE WHO GAVE HIM NEGATIVE FEEDBACK AND FAILED TO COMMENT WITH ANYTHING LESS THAN 'A+++++++++++++++++++++++, WOULD SELL TO AGAIN.' LOL. Can't you just see him trying to sell his shit on ebay? All of the labels would read SIGNED BY ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ, STARTING BID €100. And it's like a used gum wrapper or something. THAT FUCKER. ghd;ahgd;ahg;dhah;

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