[Football] Collection of Zlatan/Nesta crack

[teinte]

Only the last two are new. :D

The first two are responses to the MAKE UP FIC SUMMARIES meme that went around a while back. The rest are drabbles written in response to comments.

I wrote Like Drowning in Religions class while trying to hide away my textured paper from the prying eyes of my silly classmates. Methods of Counting during statistics

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[koba_sama]

“You’re going to name him Zlatan. It is a healthy and extremely beautiful name.” “Gabriel.” “Unimaginative.” “Extremely beautiful.” “Dull.” “Have your own.” “Only if you promise me you’ll breast feed them.”

[teinte]

The things he says, are ridiculous and yet, what would you not expect him to say after he refers to himself in the third person and threatens to resign from the national team at his age?

I would expect nothing less from them, baby. Nothing less. He's so ridiculous and as I write him, the more it scares me that I'm kind of like him. DO YOU THINK ZLATAN WOULD BE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE, TO HAVE THE GALL TO TELL ALESSANDRO NESTA, KING OF CLASSIC AESTHETICS THAT HE SMELLS BAD? I THINK HE WOULD.

I thought they'd be, you know, calm and happy and all Ikea-ish, but they get into team fights, brawls and produced Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT. So during religions class today...

"Listen to me, Nesta. You might have your Italian designers and impracticable furniture, but IKEA is the brand of the world. Understand? Just as I am the consummate player of the world." "Get out of my house."

LULZZZZZZ. I'll type of the rest of that ridiculous thing later for you.

hgdhag;dha;ghda And our slaveboy AU is going to catch on, regardless of

[rondaview]

Do you see how your entire demeanor has changed and increased in happiness, achy tooth aside?

ORLY. you don't say. (what's she like most of the time? LAWLS EMOCHILD Y/N?)

[koba_sama]

Like this: lawls with me . . . . emochild . . . . lawls with me . . . . emochild over fandom. But now she is 100% lawls with me. And I hope she doesn't hurt me upon reading this. Haha.

[teinte]

I am not going to hurt you, but I will be sitting on your bed soon. WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.