[Football] O HAY

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My wisdom teeth have officially killed my ability to think, to function or to last more than a few minutes without the right side of my jaw hurting like a motherfucker. WINNAR.

But on the plus side I'm currently in a capslocking, flaily enough mood to post this. It's still in beta mode, so any comments would be appreciated? I DUNNO, GUYS. IT FEELS

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Re: wherein word count is inversely relational to coherence

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Sergio has some truly inspiring clothing. Hanging on my living room wall is a picture of him with slicked back hair, oversized sunglasses, diamond stud earrings and wearing a white zip-up sweater with shiny blue lettering. All while holding a massive man LV manpurse. (And I don't know if I've mentioned this to anyone else, but Sergio may or may not be my universe's Fernando Torres' mentor. He might also be sage and full of inspirational one-liners.)

I've seen those Chanel earrings all over campus and when I was writing that particular section, the girl in front of me, pretending to pay attention in statistic class was wearing some. CLEARLY DESTINY. And I loved playing chess when I was younger (still due, all though I'm rusty and pathetic at it for the time being), so I had to hate someone playing it. And um...I was also listening to a Ricky Martin song with the word chess in the title. (So appropriate for Sergio considering the artist. And was completely the inspiration for Gago's singing.)

The way Fernando immediately couches the smell of linen and flowers in his own terms: that Gonzalo has started wearing cologne, how it doesn't occur to him that there could be another explanation.

I don't think I could have put it any better. It's like his immediate thought clearly has to be the correct one and there's no sense in asking or waiting until morning. He has to feel things out for himself and do everything alone. And yes about Sergio. The price tag, Sergio's position on the team, his experience, the fact he was picked up as a starter at such a young age. (Younger than the Fernando and Gonzalo are now, I believe.) It all kind of swished together. All of those things you mentioned and still there are things I want to say about these too, so hopefully I can write at least a second part to this.

Thank you for your comments! ♥

Re: wherein word count is inversely relational to coherence

[canarycreams]

...I want to see that picture. aha. oh Sergio ;_____; and thank you for the song. I am all about anything cheesy and laid over a bad synth beat.

Re: wherein word count is inversely relational to coherence

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SERGIO RAMOS IS MY HERO. I should upload the rest of that Ricky Martin album. It is horrifying puerto rican pop. So basically ~*mindblowing*~

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHADIEEEEEES

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i. i. i am ~~~~*~*~*speechless~*~@ that is. that is. too gay to actually be gay. or not, who the hell knows.

There is a reason the file is entitled "the gay"

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SERGIO IS SO ~*CLASSY*~


AND ALSO FERNANDO'S NT BFF. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REALITY IS. I make my own reality and in my reality they are having HAND SEX.

Re: There is a reason the file is entitled "the gay"

[koba_sama]

DO NOT SLASH MY FERNANDO WITH SERGIO RAMOS. GUH. NO. Go back to having him teach Gago tantric sex or something, geez.

Re: There is a reason the file is entitled "the gay"

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BB, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO NAMED THESE PICTURES, REMEMBER? YOU CANNOT BLAME ME WHEN YOU'VE ENCOURAGED IT. :| DON'T MAKE ME WRITE TRASHY FERNANDO PORN DURING LENT, OKAY?

And lol tantric sex. I don't know. Sergio, aside from all of his freaky everything else strikes me as the kind of person who'd like really odd foreplay, but would play it pretty vanilla when it comes to actual sex. BUT THAT'S JUST ME PROJECTING AND HALF-LYING.

I KNOW YOU KEEP FLAVOURED LUBE AND GLOW IN THE DARK SEX TOYS UNDER YOUR BED, SERGIO.

Re: There is a reason the file is entitled "the gay"

[koba_sama]

One of Atleti's Portugese players is really woobie-ish. With longish hair and he has a little kid's face, sort of, attached to a rather muscular body. The juxtaposition should be frightening, but it's just kind of cute. And his name is Ze Castro. Take from that what you will.




He's the one with his face buried into the other player's shoulder. Something about this picture is oddly sexy and sad and LOL at the same time.

Re: There is a reason the file is entitled "the gay"

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So kind of like Andres. If he's young enough, he probably hasn't grown into his features yet. I hope that Andres gains a little bit more height because otherwise he's going to keep that stocky look he sometimes has in pictures. But like I give a shit. He's playing so fucking well and his hair is glorious.

But yeah. I love that he's INCHES taller and yet he's the once clinging and had his head buried against the other player's neck. And yeah, sexy+lol.

Serena, why are we still up at 2AM writing comments back and forth on LJ? LMAO. I should post a gratuitous picture now, AMIRITE?



İlhan Mansız I WAS DESPERATELY IN LOVE WITH HIM DURING JAPAN/KOREA 2002. He's retired now, I believe. What luck. :/



LMAO. He's considered the David Beckam of Turkey. He and Zlatan would either be LOL BFF or fucking cut each other. Either way ATTRACTIVE. He's also of Tatar origin, so sometimes he looks, as Karen put it, REALLY ASIAN. I don't even know anymore.

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I fucking hate Gaudi. :(