Handy Sayings
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN